Twice and Shoto

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Twice: More beers less tears.

Dabi: Twice no.

Toga: nO! BaD tWiCe!

Shigaraki: I'm taking all the beer away from you.

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Shoto: how are people born mentally stable? Like I'm over here just finished my third panic attack of today AnD it's only 10 am!!

Class 1a: O-O

Shoto: I'm just gonna go to sleep- *flops on the floor and goes to sleep*

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Twice: oof

Shoto: big oof.

Twice: mood.

Shoto: yeah.

Dabi: I- uhhhhh- what?

Shigaraki: just nod and back away slowly.

Dabi: okay-

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Shoto: sometimes you got to just macarena through the anxiety.

Twice: that's showbiz baby.

The LOV: *groans*

Class 1a: *confusions*

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Toga: Dabi apologise to Shigaraki.

Shigaraki: Toga its fine-

Dabi: okay okay fine!! Unfuck you or whatever.

Toga: is Twice making ravioli and asking for serotonin again?

Dabi: yes. He is cooking with Shoto-

Shigaraki: they need more help. I don't think they're taking therapy seriously.

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Dabi: and what do we say when we feel like this?

Shoto: more espresso.

Twice: less depresso.

Dabi: no.

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Iida: and what do we say when life disappoints us?

Shoto: called it.

Iida: what-

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Toga: and what do we say when we feel like this? 'I swear if you two give me a stupid answer-'

Twice: less depressy

Shoto: more progressy.

Toga: *flips a table*

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Aizawa: what do we say when we need to reach out for support?

Most of the class: *giving good answers*

Aizawa: Shoto what would you say?

Shoto: I'm fine. How are you though?

Aizawa: Shoto no.

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Shigaraki: and what do we say when we feel like this-

Twice: HI GUYS!

Shoto: WELCOME BACK TO MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL!

Shigaraki: *punches a hole in the door* sOnS oF bItChEs-

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Dabi: And what do we say when we feel like this?!

Shoto: Shit here we go again.

Dabi: NO! Aizawa just take him. I've had enough- *sits Shoto down* now focus.

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Toga: what do we say when we feel like this?

Shoto and Twice: *look at each other*

Toga: don't you dar-

Shoto and Twice: CEASE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION!!!

Toga: Natsuo come and stop me before I either hurt them or hurt myself-

Natsuo: *walks over and hugs Toga*

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Shigaraki and Shoto: *appear in class 1a*

Shigaraki: and what do we say when we feel this way?

Shoto: this is why your mom doesn't fucking love you-

Shigaraki: I- uhhh- what- do you need a hug?

Shoto: yes.

Shigaraki: *hugs Shoto*

Shoto: *hugs back*

Shigaraki: why the fuck are you so tall?!

Shoto: heh.

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