Kaminari: I heard you like bad boys.
Kirishima: yes-
Kaminari: Well I'm bad at everything!
Kirishima: nOt TrUe-
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Canon Shoto: *breathes*
Canon Katsuki: you think you're so fancy with your daddy issues
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Monoma: *putting up another picture of Shinso on his wall* I fucking hate Shinso.
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Natsuo: I said who's that sexy thing I see over there!
Toga: oof not me. Not today. But I've got a good personality-
Natsuo: ExCuSe Me- yOu ARe SeXy-
Toga: *hides her face* Shut up-
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Therapist: Love yourself.
Shoto: I'm not my type-
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Tamaki: Mirio you're bleeding!! What's your type?
Mirio: pretty, purple hair, shy-
Tamaki: *red* yOuR bLoOd tYpE-
Mirio: *looks down* Red.
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Shinso: I hate going out in public and the public be there-
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Katsuki: *cold* why is it so fucking cold?!
Shoto: *stands to the right of Katsuki*
Katsuki: 'warm.'
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Bakugo simp: *flirts with Katsuki*
Katsuki: -_-
Shoto: *does anything*
Katsuki: ❤w❤
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Katsuki: do the thing.
Shoto: what-
Katsuki: do the thing that makes me happy. Do the damn smile.
Shoto: *does the smile*
Katsuki: thank you.
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Shoto: *stood in the rain*
Katsuki: hey idiot why don't you have an umbrella?
Shoto: *shrugs*
Katsuki: *walks over and hands his umbrella to Shoto* there. Now don't mention this to anyone. *walks off*
Shoto: *smiles*
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Katsuki: that's it! I'm so mad I'm going to kill someone!!
Mina: what's up?
Katsuki: DEKU is breathing too loud and I can't concentrate!!
Deku: oh-
Katsuki: STFU BITCH
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Hawks: name a way to be nice to someone.
Overhaul: don't kill them
Hawks: setting the bar low but I'll allow it.
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Monoma: Surgery is basically stabbing people back to life-
Shinso: never become a surgeon
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Kirishima: Why is Bakubro on the floor-?
Mina: he is just overwhelmed.
Sero: why?
Kaminari: *shrugs*
Katsuki: 'he giggled. The angel giggled and I heard it-'
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Martha: Iida won't come out his room.
Tensei: tell him something.
Martha: like what?
Tsuyu: tell him I said I'm ugly.
Martha: okay-
-10 seconds later-
Iida: *yeets out his room and hugs Tsuyu* you are not ugly. Never have been, never will be.
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Mic: *teaching class 1a* Shoto say you had 10 cookies and Deku took 3 how many cookies would you have?
Shoto: 10.
Mic: let me reword that. You have 10 cookies. Deku takes 3. What do you have left?
Shoto: 10 cookies and a Dead Deku.
Deku: uhhhhh
Katsuki: can I have cookie-
Shoto: sure! Okay I have. 9 cookies, a dead Deku and a happy Katsuki.
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