Link: Alright then. *walks over to Pit*
Pit: Oh hello Link! How are you on this lovely day?
Link: *starts checking the back of Pit's clothes*
Pit: Link? What are you doing?
Link: Looking for the tag that says made in heaven ; )
Pit: Oh, I ripped the tag off.
Link: O.O
Pit: Bye! *walks off*
Later
Link: Ok, that wasn't obvious enough. He's sure to get this one. *walks up to Pit*
Pit: Hi Link! Again...
Link: Am I dead, Angel-Face? Because those wings are heave-
Pit: Of course not silly! You're a mortal, so you'll die eventually, but you're not dead yet!
Link: Uhh..
Pit: Although, I'm not sure any of us can die, considering we're video game characters. Also I don't have wings.
Link:...
Pit:....
Link: Ohyeahthatmakessensebye! *runs off*
Dark Pit: What's his problem?
Pit: I don't know. He's been acting weird all day.
Later
Link: Ok, there's no way he won't get this one.
Link: *walks up to Pit* Hey Pit.
Pit: Link this is the third time you've walked up to me, what do you want?
Link: Uhhh, did it hurt?
Pit: Did what hurt?
Link: When you fell from heaven!
Pit: UPPHJJK! *blushes but looks away and covers his face*
*In the background*
Palutena: So exactly what am I witnessing?
Zelda: *recording it on her phone* Link's been trying to flirt with Pit for the last hour, and he finally nailed it.
Palutena: And why are you recording it?
Zelda: It's Link's first boyfriend, of course I'm recording it
Make sure to send more asks and dares in the comments below! Bye!
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Ask or dare the cast of Super Smash Bros Ultimate!
FanfictionBasically, you can ask any character in Smash Ultimate any question. Also, featuring human Smash characters! Like human Kirby and human Pikachu. So yeah. Keep it PG, no creepy stuff and have fun! Also, warning: swearing edit: discontinued
