Death threats!

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Dharkon: I'm going to devour your soul.

Galeem: I'm going to destroy you!

Jigglypuff: I'LL BURN YOU ALIVE!

Kirby: I am going to spank you, then give you the best of hallucinations and enjoy watching you cower. Then, I shall slowly fill your lungs with boiling tar. Then I shall gently graze your skin with a chainsaw. Then I shall drill into your stomach as I wATCH THE LIFE DRAIN FROM YOUR EYES!

*The other 3 stared at Kirby, no doubt thinking, wtf is wrong with this dude?*
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