Galeem: Alright contestants! Bring forth your dishes!
*They bring forth their dishes. Kirby made waffles. The judges each take a bite of Silver's dish*
Jigglypuff: I like it! 10/10.
Star: It's really good. 10/10.
Dharkon: *slams his hands on the table* TOO MUCH PAN AND NOT ENOUGH CAKE!! 8/10!!
Star: What does that even mean?...
Galeem: And now, the judges will try Kirby's dish.
*The judges each take a bite of Kirby's dish.*
Jigglypuff: Excellent! 10/10
Star: It's delicious. 10/10
Dharkon: *slams his hands on the table* TOO MUCH WAFF AND NOT ENOUGH FLE!! 4/10!!
Jigglypuff: *turns to Star* Well now he's just being ridiculous.
Kirby: YES SIR CHEF RAMSEY!! *proceeds to do 10,000 push ups*
Jigglypuff: Annnnnnnd he's going along with it.
Galeem: We live in a house full of idiots.
Jigglypuff: Someone help me, I need intelligent conversation or one of my brain cells are going to DIE.
Star: Uhhh, I heard they discovered a new element?
Jigglypuff:.....Thank you.
Galeem: MOVING ON! Our contestants are currently tied and heading into the 2nd round. The theme is Lunch. Your time starts...now!
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Ask or dare the cast of Super Smash Bros Ultimate!
FanfictionBasically, you can ask any character in Smash Ultimate any question. Also, featuring human Smash characters! Like human Kirby and human Pikachu. So yeah. Keep it PG, no creepy stuff and have fun! Also, warning: swearing edit: discontinued
