*At the store*
Regina: *wearing pure black clothes and a ski mask* Ok, we all know the plan. Any questions?
Star: *raises her hand* Why does my shirt say "True Emo"?
Regina:...listen there's only so much plain black clothes you can buy at Hot Topic before you look sus. I had to improvise. Besides, you don't need to worry. Your job is to call the Uber.
Soleil:....we're taking an Uber?
Regina: Why not? It'll make things more interesting!
Soleil: She's like the Candle Queen lady.
Roman: Thanks for the new nickname.
*The four burst through the doors. Silver and Soleil head towards the candy and sodas. Regina and Roman head towards the counter, Regina holding 2 guns and Roman holding 1 gun and a sack*
Roman: EVERYBODY FREEZE!!
Regina: NOBODY MOVE!!
Roman: PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG!!
Regina: OR WE WILL SHOOT!!
Roman: EMPTY OUT THE VAULT!
Regina & Roman: AND ME AND MY DOLL WILL BE ON OUR WAY!!
Soleil: Are you guys quoting Partners in Crime?
Regina:...maybe
*The cashier quickly puts all the money in the sack*
Regina: Ok you guys, we're leaving.
*The four head outside and see Star standing next to a black Mercedes-Benz*
Soleil: *whistles* Nice.
*The windows roll down and the four see a girl with white hair behind the wheel. She's wearing black sunglasses, a black jacket, and grey shirt. She pulls off the sunglasses to reveal emerald-colored eyes.*
???: Get in the putain car.
Regina: Understood, Shizen.
*The four get in the car and it speeds off*
Shizen: Care to explain yourself, enfant ennuyeux?
Regina: Well, I found out IRL physics don't work here, so I figured "lets rob a store"!
Shizen: Sacre bleu, you're going to be the death of us all, mon ami.
*Police sirens close in behind you*
Shizen: Merde!
Roman: Hey, cussing in a different language still counts as cussing!
Shizen: How did you even know I was swearing, roi?
Roman: I'd swear in this sitch too.
Shizen: Looks like we gotta gas this thing! Get ready to traverser le temps!
*Everything gets 4x faster*
All 6: AHHHHHHHGGYHKHHHHH!!!
*The car crashes through Regina's house. Everyone stumbles out to see Chikara and Yugana watching WandaVision.*
Shizen: Oh merde, WandaVision's on?
*gets out of the car and watches it with them*
Regina: Well that was fun. Let's go blend the soda and the candy and drink it!!
Make sure to send more asks and dares in the comments below! Bye!
KAMU SEDANG MEMBACA
Ask or dare the cast of Super Smash Bros Ultimate!
Fiksi PenggemarBasically, you can ask any character in Smash Ultimate any question. Also, featuring human Smash characters! Like human Kirby and human Pikachu. So yeah. Keep it PG, no creepy stuff and have fun! Also, warning: swearing edit: discontinued
