Kirby: I'M SORRY!! I said no offense!
Jigglypuff: Yeah, when Kirby gets near food, he either goes full hungry mode, or full Gordon Ramsey mode.
Kirby: How about this; I challenge you to a cooking battle royale. Loser admits the winner is the better chef. I pick 1 judge, you pick 1 judge, cooking show style!
Jigglypuff: Then who's the 3rd judge?
Kirby: Gordon Ramsey-senpai, duh.
Jigglypuff: Of course. Anyways, lef's heading to the main room. We have to react to something called, "The Dual Blade Duelist"
Kirby: Ok
*The two of them head to the main room where the twins are waiting.*
Galeem: Shall we get started?
Kirby: Sure!
*before the final scene*
Kirby & Jigglypuff: *vibing and singing along*
Galeem: What is this?
Dharkon: I think....it's Mario battling to the death with a pair of scissors...?
*after they see the final scene*
All 4: AHHHHHHHHH!!
Kirby & Jigglypuff: MARIO NO!!!
The Twins: WHAT THE F**K?!?!
Mario: *walks in* Hey guys! Peach made pie, and Wii Fit said you'd be here, so-
Kirby: AHHHHHH!!!
Jigglypuff: ZOMBIE!!
Galeem: KILL IT WITH YOUR DARKNESS BROTHER!!
Mario: What?
Dharkon: *shoots darkness bullets at Mario*
Mario: *runs out the room yelling* OH F**K OH S**T OH F**K OH S**T OH F**K OH S**T!!!
Bonus
*Mario runs into the room. Luigi, Daisy, Wii Fit, and Peach, holding a pie serving tool, stare at him.*
Luigi: So, are they coming?
*Mario, breathing heavily, slowly nods his head no*
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Ask or dare the cast of Super Smash Bros Ultimate!
FanfictionBasically, you can ask any character in Smash Ultimate any question. Also, featuring human Smash characters! Like human Kirby and human Pikachu. So yeah. Keep it PG, no creepy stuff and have fun! Also, warning: swearing edit: discontinued
