Kirby: PREPARE TO DIE
???: STOP
*Kirby turns his head to see k_hix24, welding a large axe. He rushes towards them to fight.*
Jigglypuff: We should get outta here.
Galeem: Yeah.
*The 3 of them proceed to run inside.*
King Dedede: What are you idiots doing?
Jigglypuff: Kirby's fighting to the death with one of the twins' fans because they squashed our picnic.
King Dedede: Oh, that makes sense.
Jigglypuff: Btw, do you remember Triple Deluxe?
King Dedede: Ughhhhh.....don't remind me. It was the most humiliating moment of my career. "It's a great opportunity for exposure, Dee." Sakurai said, "It'll be good for your career." he said.
Jigglypuff: One of those was true.
King Dedede: That doesn't make me regret it any less..
Galeem: We should probably check on the fight.
*Jigglypuff peeks out the door and Kirby on the floor, k_hiz holding their axe at his throat*
K_hix24: DO....YOU....YIELD?
Kirby: NEVER-
Jigglypuff: *bolts at the door* HE YIELDS! He yields!
Kirby: What? No I don't-
Jigglypuff: C'mon, let's go get you healed up. *drags him behind her*
Kirby: NOOOOO LEMME AT EM!
*K_hix24 teleports away*
Jigglypuff: *thinking* Good fighter...they almost killed him *checks Kirby's HP and sees it's at 99.9%. Walks inside*
Galeem: So how'd it go?
Jigglypuff: I made him forfeit.
Dharkon: Well, this wraps up the asks.
Jigglypuff: Make sure to send more in the comments below!
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Ask or dare the cast of Super Smash Bros Ultimate!
FanfictionBasically, you can ask any character in Smash Ultimate any question. Also, featuring human Smash characters! Like human Kirby and human Pikachu. So yeah. Keep it PG, no creepy stuff and have fun! Also, warning: swearing edit: discontinued
