M! = My Au
S! K_hix24's Au*The twins are sitting on the couch*
Galeem: Man, today's pretty boring, huh?
Dharkon: Yeah, I don't really know what to do
Kirby: *slowly rising behind Dharkon and dun na-ing to the theme of Jaws* Dun na dun na dun DUN NA DUN!!
Dharkon: I can not only sense you're there, but the fact that I can hear you doesn't help.
Kirby: Aww...*comes out from behind him* you guys are no fun. Have you seen Puffy anywhere?
Galeem: Actually, no I haven't seen her around.
Dharkon: Yeah me neither.
King Dedede: *walks in* What are you guys talking about?
Dharkon: We're wondering where Jigglypuff is. You know?
King Dedede: Why would I know? I'm hanging out with Meta 90% of the time.
Kirby: Well what about the other 10%?!
King Dedede: listen that other percent i don't exist because i'm not relevant to the plot-*gets cut off*
Jigglypuff: *standing on top of a very large shelf* I am about to perform a triple backflip off the top of this shelf!
Galeem: Jigglypuff what the h**l?
Dharkon: W-what's gotten into her?
Kirby: Oh yeah now I remember! She lost a bet against Rosa, so Rosa hypnotized her, and now she thinks she's a acrobatic entertainer.
Jigglypuff: Watch as I do this with no effort!
Dharkon: JIGGLYPUFF WAIT! *runs off*
Galeem: Where's Dharkon going?
Dharkon: *comes back with phone, ready to record it* OKAY YOU CAN START NOW!!
Galeem: Hey wHAT THE H**L?!
Dharkon: Well, I wanna get popular on Vine, okay?!
Galeem: Vine died like 5 years ago it's TikTok now!
Dharkon: Ok fine I wanna get popular on TikTok! Now Jigglypuff do the backflip
Kirby: PUFFY DON'T DO IT! YOU'RE GONNA KILL YOURSELF!!
Jigglypuff: I DIE FOR THE EYES OF ENTERTAINMENT!!*jumps off*
King Dedede: Oh god I can't look! *turns around*
Kirby: Me neither! *turns around too*
Dharkon: Oh god I can't look! Galeem hold this. *hands him the phone and turns around*
Galeem: *takes the phone* Oh yeah sure wAIT YOU'RE PINNING THIS ON ME?!
Jigglypuff: Wheeee- *falls and breaks every bone but doesn't die*
Kirby: *crying* Oh GoD tHaT sOuNd MeAnS sHe'S gOnE sPlAt- *sees she's alive* oh she's alive
Dharkon: Awesome! Galeem, did you get that on video?
Galeem: No, I didn't. I'm not gonna film that.
*Dharkon looks at him with pure rage and proceeds to strangle him*
Galeem: AHH DHARKON STOP!!
King Dedede: Dharkon, stop strangling your brother. We need to call an ambulance for Jigglypuff
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Ask or dare the cast of Super Smash Bros Ultimate!
FanfictionBasically, you can ask any character in Smash Ultimate any question. Also, featuring human Smash characters! Like human Kirby and human Pikachu. So yeah. Keep it PG, no creepy stuff and have fun! Also, warning: swearing edit: discontinued