This is basically just gonna be Galeem and Dharkon being chaotic
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During a game of hide and seek:
*Dharkon trying to worm in Galeem's spot*
Galeem: Hark, go away! I was here first!
Dharkon: I WAS BORN FIRST!
Galeem: BY A MINUTE
Mario: I-a found you!
Galeem: GODD**M IT ALL TO H**L
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When they play Street Fighter
*Galeem's about to win but then Dharkon unplugs the Nintendo and turns to him and says*
Dharkon: This is why we can't have nice things Galeem.
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When the twins play Monopoly
Galeem: I HATE YOU!!
Dharkon: OH??? WELL NEXT TIME, DON'T STEAL MY MONOPOLY!!
Luigi: Dharkon, give Galeem your 200 bucks. You landed on his property.
Dharkon: NO! HE'S IN JAIL! I'm not gonna give money to a criminal!
Galeem: tHAT'S NOT HOW YOU P L A Y!!!
Min Min: Luigi? Why is brother screaming?
Luigi: Shut the f**k up, Min Min. You don't get to talk after stealing my last railroad!
Galeem: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN!!
Luigi: ME TOO!! YOU THINK I WANTED THIS?!?!
Dharkon: AHHHH!!!
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When the twins play Uno
Galeem: *puts down a card* World of Light
Dharkon: World of Dark
Galeem: Puppet fighters!
Dharkon: BETTER puppet fighters!
Galeem: Oh come on! Fine...manipulating spirits.
Dharkon: Manipulating spirits with DARKNESS!
Galeem: Master Hand!
Dharkon: Crazy Hand.
Galeem: D-didn't you just-?! Fine, fine! Wild card, change the category, timeline.
Dharkon: Taking of the Smashers
Galeem: Kirby Escaping.
Dharkon: Getting defeated by Kirby
Galeem: What?! Wait-
Dharkon: Killing everyone with Darkness.
Galeem: You can't just-
Dharkon: Reverse.
Galeem: Oh yeah?! Reverse!
Dharkon & Galeem: Reverse reverse revERSE REVERSE REVERSE-
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When they were discussing their plans in Adventure Mode
Dharkon: *has the Smashers except Kirby* I want all this s**t.
Galeem: UM NO *takes them away* You can't have all this s**t!
Dharkon: TOUGH BREAK B***H!! *takes them back* I'M TAKING THIS S**T!!
Galeem: Yo, Bowser, stop this motherf**ker!!
Bowser: No no no, that has nothing to do with us. We will allow this.
Dharkon: F**k y'all, I'll take your s**t too.
Bowser: Hey! HEY! We had a DEAL!
Dharkon: F**k deals! I want aLL THE S**T!!
Galeem: What the f**k is this?! Yo Crazy Hand, step up!
Crazy Hand: Nope, you saw what happened to us 35 years ago. We out, you can have the s**t. *goes to help Dharkon*
Dharkon: Thank you, CRAZY HAND. God...
Galeem: Oh my god, Master Hand, do you have to say about this?
Master Hand: To be honest man, we kinda like what those motherf**kers are doing. We want all the s**t too.
Galeem: What the fuc- EGGMAN?!
Eggman: *not there*
Galeem: Ah, he ain't in Smash yet. Yo, Kirby, come beat him up!
Kirby: That ain't my problem sir.
Crazy Hand: *steals Jigglypuff and Kirby's cake* HA HA!!
Kirby: OKAY *gets his mallet* NOW IT'S ON!!
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And finally, when they actually get along.
Galeem & Dharkon: Siblings, siblings, siblings, siblings!
Galeem: This is my brother!
Dharkon: This is my brother!
Galeem & Dharkon: We are siblings and we care for each other!
Galeem: Everything we own!
Dharkon: We always share!
Galeem & Dharkon: Because we are siblings and we have the same hair!
*Cut to Dharkon looking down at an empty pizza box with the note "Galeem waz here". He glares at Galeem while holding a ham*
Dharkon: I like knitting!
Galeem: And I like coins!
Dharkon & Galeem: We both came out of the same loins!
Dharkon & Galeem: If you don't like siblings, give us a chance! We'll impress you with our sibling dance!
*The two of them start fortnite dancing*
Dharkon: Hey, what's that?
Galeem: *whispers* we have a younger brother
Dharkon: You thought there were two.
Galeem: But there is another!
Dharkon & Galeem: He's always busy and he has no hair. But he's one of us so we don't care!
Dharkon & Galeem: Come on Hand, snap out of that trance! It's time to do a sibling dance-
Master Hand: Guys! Guys, I can't...focus, I can't read, I can't get any of my work done with you making this racket about sibling dances!...I'm sorry, I don't mean to be mean, it's just...we've lost a lot of attorneys in our office, and I've got a jury trial on Monday, and I've gotta get this motion finished, and I don't have time to do a sibling dance!
*Galeem makes Master Hand dance with them as they floss in the head empty zone*
Galeem: Sometimes I think I can talk to plants
*Galeem gets chased by a plant monster while Dharkon and Master Hand fortnite dance in the background*
Dharkon & Master Hand: Come on, let's do a sibling dance!
Dharkon: *at 3 am* The void of space is a vast expanse...
Dharkon, Galeem, and Master Hand: Come on, let's do a sibling dance! *flosses* Come on, let's do a sibling dance!
All 3: S I B L I N G S
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