Jigglypuff: Welcome back- ACCK! everybody! In case you- AHHH! Missed the last post, Bowser set Sephiroth's- INCOMING! Death threats on fire so now that's a problem!
Kirby: *runs by screaming* AHHHHHH!!
Jigglypuff: Would someone put Kirby out already?!
Wii Fit: *knocking on Pokemon Trainer's door* Trainer, please come out, we really need your Squrtle...
Pokemon Trainer: MOM GET OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING M I N E C R A F T
Jigglypuff: Anyways, Galeem, Dharken, what's your relationship with each other?
Dharken: THAT'S what you're focusing on?! Not the fact that the hOUSE IS BURNING DOWN?!
Jigglypuff: Don't worry, this isn't the first time this has happened. We're prepared for this with our Fire Forc-Andddd the Fire Force is having a fireman battle.
*On one side, Luigi, preparing to push Mario in a red farmwagon. Mario is holding a firehose. On the other side, Sonic is doing the same thing with Wario, except he's holding a fire extinguisher. Everyone is wearing fireman hats, of course.*
Mario: SHOW ME....WHAT YOU GOT!!!
Wario: BRING IT PLUMBER!!
*The four charge at each other, screaming.*
Dharken:......*whispers* these idiots are gonna get themselves killed.
Jigglypuff: So, how are you related?
Dharken: We're twins, but technicallyyyyy I'm older.
Galeem: Only by a minute!
Jigglypuff: And there you have it! Now, let's go put Kirby out so he'll shut up.
Galeem: Make sure to leave more asks and dares in the comments below!
Dharken: Bye!
Kirby: SWEET MOTHER OF SAKURAI IT B U R N S
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Ask or dare the cast of Super Smash Bros Ultimate!
FanfictionBasically, you can ask any character in Smash Ultimate any question. Also, featuring human Smash characters! Like human Kirby and human Pikachu. So yeah. Keep it PG, no creepy stuff and have fun! Also, warning: swearing edit: discontinued
