Link: I wish....they never leave me alone...
*cut to Young Link, Toon Link, and Zelda peeking at him from behind a corner*
Link: ENOUGH! CAN'T I DRINK A MILK IN PEACE?!
Zelda: Well, technically you are drinking alone since Young and Toon ARE you!
Link: But you're not me!
Zelda: I could if I wanted to...*holds up greens clothes and a sword*
Link: NO! *karate chops them out of her hands* 2 clones are enough! I DO NOT need a genderbend!
Zelda: Fine.....*walks away looking disappointed*
Kirby: And there you have it! Link is never alone!
Jigglypuff: He probably has a stalker army of Link wannabes
Kirby: Stalkers are just friends who are too nervous to talk to you!
Jigglypuff:...*whispers* How can someone be this innocent, the world may never know
Kirby: Thank you for the ask @kiotxx!
And make sure to send more asks through the comments! Bye!
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Ask or dare the cast of Super Smash Bros Ultimate!
FanfictionBasically, you can ask any character in Smash Ultimate any question. Also, featuring human Smash characters! Like human Kirby and human Pikachu. So yeah. Keep it PG, no creepy stuff and have fun! Also, warning: swearing edit: discontinued
