Tony paused as he placed the snacks on a platter. "Jarvis, do I jabber? Tell me honestly." There was a minute or two of dead silence before the AI spoke up. Clint held back a snicker. "Er, Sir, if I say yes...will you dismantle me?" Tony kept his eyes on prefecting the snack tray and chuckled creepily, suddenly holding up a knife. "As I said Sir, you do not jabber in the least." Clint shook his head, taking the bowl of popcorn into the living room. ******** What happens when you bring an immortal, former Prince, to a movie night with the avengers? A hot mess. Especially when the selected movies are about them. ******** PG-13 for some language and...Avenger-ness. None of this crazy jazz would happen anyway. Guess what? No smut. Yeah, I suck. However, suggestive themes may occur. First and second chapters set after The Avengers. Later chapters are during beginning of AOU. ©All characters belong to...Okay, you know what? Do you really think I'd be sitting here if I owned Marvel?