Ass Milk

Ass Milk

15.9K Reads 1.2K Votes 67 Part Story
Love Wins By Crazymuzmuz Updated Aug 11

"So, how did you know you were gay?"

"One day, I was walking and a rainbow tumbled from the sky and onto my head.  Consequently, my brains fell out and I forgot what a vagina was. So, suddenly, when I accidentally walked into a changing room and thought, damn, I want that dangly thing between his legs up my arsecrack, I realised, oh holy fucking shit, the gay rainbow chose me! Praise Jesus."

"Your parents must be proud."

"They make me masturbate in a bath of holy water every night."


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A light-hearted and sometimes funny collection of dialogue, letters, school incident reports, paintings and texts involving Charlie and his antagonistic art partner, Ferne, as they get together through their mutual love of spray-paint, love itself and... Ass Milk?

Brilliant. 

[PG13: frequent profanities, contains bxb kissing gifs, moderate indirect sexual content/references and gAy RaInBoWs]

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KorraCraic KorraCraic Jul 31
This is a wonderfully unique way to introduce the story! It introduces Charlie and the story without the usual this-is-the-character-they-look-like-this-etc-etc intro. You really hook the reader with your voice and style right off the bat. I'm looking forward to reading more.
azkaban- azkaban- Aug 04
LMAO 😂😂😂 I'M JEALOUS, MAN BECAUSE I WANT THIS PET TOO 😂😂😂
azkaban- azkaban- Aug 04
Nathan, you're dead because death is coming to drag you into hell.