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Ass Milk

Ass Milk

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Love Wins By Crazymuzmuz Updated Aug 11, 2016

"So, how did you know you were gay?"

"One day, I was walking and a rainbow tumbled from the sky and onto my head.  Consequently, my brains fell out and I forgot what a vagina was. So, suddenly, when I accidentally walked into a changing room and thought, damn, I want that dangly thing between his legs up my arsecrack, I realised, oh holy fucking shit, the gay rainbow chose me! Praise Jesus."

"Your parents must be proud."

"They make me masturbate in a bath of holy water every night."


A light-hearted and sometimes funny collection of dialogue, letters, school incident reports, paintings and texts involving Charlie and his antagonistic art partner, Ferne, as they get together through their mutual love of spray-paint, love itself and... Ass Milk?


[PG13: frequent profanities, contains bxb kissing gifs, moderate indirect sexual content/references and gAy RaInBoWs]

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  • bisexual
  • boyxboy
  • bxb
  • comingofage
  • conversations
  • dialogue
  • freethelgbt
  • funny
  • gay
  • homosexual
  • humor
  • lgbt
  • love
  • lovewins
  • myyouth
  • questioning
  • relationships
  • romance
  • taygetsthegay
  • texts
i_ducking_hate_you i_ducking_hate_you Jul 06, 2017
I hate guys like this
                              I bet there okay with lesbians
                              BUT OH NO WHEN  A GUYS WANTS TO DATE DUDE
GadgeDempsy GadgeDempsy Feb 02, 2017
Oh my god, this actually brought tears to my eyes...... OMG I'M CRYING 😭😭
BeeKienitz BeeKienitz Jul 31, 2016
This is a wonderfully unique way to introduce the story! It introduces Charlie and the story without the usual this-is-the-character-they-look-like-this-etc-etc intro. You really hook the reader with your voice and style right off the bat. I'm looking forward to reading more.
- - Aug 04, 2016
- - Aug 04, 2016
Nathan, you're dead because death is coming to drag you into hell.