Love Ass Milk? Still waiting for epilogue Part Two? Bored as hell? Waiting for the lesbian version? You're in luck!
Sending Message:
Coconut-Tits, do you really have to message me at this time? I'm kind of busy tending to my panda fur.
New Message:
You indirectly admitted to staring at my breasts.
Sending Message:
So what if I did? I'm jealous. Your chest is like a fucking hill. Or a mountain. Meanwhile, my girls resemble a valley. So flat, they're inverted.
New Message:
That's not true.
Sending Message:
So you've been secretly eye-raping my lack of rack? You're as guilty as I am!
New Message:
Go shave your panda of its fur.
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An adorably crazy jumble of texts and dialogue between superstitious zoo-worker Lily, and painfully straight Georgia, takes them to unimaginable levels of their newfound friendship. Follow the girls as Georgia opens up about her boyfriend, Lily goes animal ghost-hunting and they spend midnight conversations talking about... Panda Fur?
Seriously. It could be worse than Ass Milk.
A lot worse.
View the prologue now! Link below, and in the comments.
http://my.w.tt/UiNb/jTYm76k9Iv
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Ass Milk
Short Story"So, how did you know you were gay?" "One day, I was walking and a rainbow tumbled from the sky and onto my head. Consequently, my brains fell out and I forgot what a vagina was. So, suddenly, when I accidentally walked into a changing room and tho...
