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He's Got a Love Like Woe - [Slash]

He's Got a Love Like Woe - [Slash]

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Gracie By hobbity0923 Completed

'There. It's done. I can walk away with my pride and the knowledge that after sixteen long years, I've finally gotten laid. (It's a pretty awesome feeling.)

Before I go, though, I have to check and make sure that it's Pamela. Because let's face it: A guy has to know who he lost his V-card to. And just assuming that it was Pam isn't going to cut it.

So I put the note and pen down and slowly, carefully, creep over to the ball of sheets.

I was right to check. There's a tuft of white blonde hair sticking out from the top. Pamela's hair is auburn.

The girl's hair is sort of short, I guess, but oh well.

I slowly, carefully, lift a sheet, just to catch a glimpse of the person beneath... see a guy. Looking at me calmly.'

You literally got dick down and you still think your straight...well okay then
Best. Ever. 
                              That's even better than Mr McDreamy and Mr McSteamy.
😂😂😂 I would be like DUDE ! You look sexy in the morning
He reminds me of me. Tho I'm much of a chicken to do that. My thoughts are like this tho
xxfgf500 xxfgf500 May 16
I feel like he'd use the excuse, "I'm not gay but my dick is"
Awkward_Bro Awkward_Bro Oct 06, 2016
I snorted so loudly I almost woke up my sister. 😆😂 omg I don't know whether to feel bad for him or laugh or congratulate him.