He's Got a Love Like Woe - [Slash]

He's Got a Love Like Woe - [Slash]

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Gracie By hobbity0923 Completed

'There. It's done. I can walk away with my pride and the knowledge that after sixteen long years, I've finally gotten laid. (It's a pretty awesome feeling.)

Before I go, though, I have to check and make sure that it's Pamela. Because let's face it: A guy has to know who he lost his V-card to. And just assuming that it was Pam isn't going to cut it.

So I put the note and pen down and slowly, carefully, creep over to the ball of sheets.

I was right to check. There's a tuft of white blonde hair sticking out from the top. Pamela's hair is auburn.

The girl's hair is sort of short, I guess, but oh well.

I slowly, carefully, lift a sheet, just to catch a glimpse of the person beneath...

...to see a guy. Looking at me calmly.'

I really need to sleep. It's 1am on a school night. 
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              *Continues reading*
*wipes forehead* Thank god. For a minute there, I was a little bit worried that Logan Lerman was going to be top. Nope nope nope, I love him so much, but his adorable little self is 100% a bottom.
GUYS I HATE TO SPOIL YOUR FUN BUT HE MEANS YANKING ON HIS HAIR HURT
Awkward_Bro Awkward_Bro Oct 06
I snorted so loudly I almost woke up my sister. 😆😂 omg I don't know whether to feel bad for him or laugh or congratulate him.
WHY CANT THIS BE MY MOM!?!?WHY THE ACTUAL FÛCK CANT THIS BE MY MOM!?!?
I just made the most inhumane noise I have ever made. in. my. life.