My first upload, so why not make it a Phan smut? ^•^
I just heard Phil saying that in a weird accent in my head what is life
Language! Ah. F*ck it. Phil is forgiven because I wanna read.
Phil is called amazing Phil cus he amazing at the secks
*illuminati music plays*
IM IN THE CAR AND IT'S SO HARD TO CONTAIN MY LAUGHTER THE TEARS ARE CASCADING DOWN MY FACE AS I TYPE THIS OH LORDY PLEASE HAVE MERCY ON ME
You know what else is hard?
Seriously just kill me please.