based off a true story (MY TRUE STORY!!!)(I WAS NOT DRUNK) Dr. Jack "OH GOD NO" Bright gets his credit card information stolen while trying to pirate Sonic Mania on his Foundation computer. While being drunk off his ass. I do not support the actions of the author behind the character. the author is a disgusting person. I DO NOT TAKE THE LIST AS CANON. I WILL MAKE JOKES ABOUT THINGS SUCH AS THE CHAINSAWS, BUT I DO NOT SUPPORT HOW THE AUTHOR USED THIS AS A WAY TO GET AWAY WITH HIS ACTIONS. my explanation for this is that i thought it'd be funny