Hey, this is a story about me. What's so special about me? Nothing much, just the son of an ancient Roman god who was one day forced bye a pink love fairy that appeared in my bedroom to go around and pick up hot chicks around my town, at the same time doing my job as a weapon supplier to demigods and the occasional all powerful deity while not letting the love fairy know because her boss apparently hates my guts... ...You follow? Great! Now read on to find out how I keep getting into dangerous and occasionally sexy situations! *A/N kinda new at this, plus it will be pretty slow but if this gets pretty good then I'll speed it up. Also so I don't get any hopes up I am NOT writing sex scenes, sure the mc will have sex but it is implied only. Thanks for reading!* *I don't own any of the characters here except for a few.*