*Currently not updating* A brilliant mathematician and prominent Bruins midfielder, Nick Fulcher is the guy with all the right angles. When a well-placed soccer ball puts him on the romantic radar of Elven prince, Callon Shadowlark, Nick is baffled and disgusted. He's definitely not into dudes, and even less into elves. But rebellious, blade-wielding Cal is not exactly what he expected. An attempt on Cal's life puts the two in close quarters for a day, and Nick is forced to consider that the elf might just be his sine after all.