Tedcruz Verhalen

Disclaimer: I have little to no actual knowledge about these candidates. This is made purely out of boredom and the inspiration the cover photo gave me.

Ted Cruz was born in Calgary, Canada and had a life ahead of him that was educated with fun adventures in his killing. Follow him on his quest through this fun filled st...

They are not safe. They are not safe. Nobody is safe. *** Every thousand years, 13* people across the universe are chosen to represent the Zodiac signs, lead the people...

ted cruz violently fucks his mistress the blue m&m

When Donald decides to run for president of the United States, the only goal on his mind is to dominate the polls. But his world is turned upside down when he sees Ted C...

angry white republicans and vampires

I don't...... I don't know any more

God I wish I was dead

Donald Trump and Carly Fiorina hook up at a club. But when a jealous rival, Democratic candidate Hiliary Clinton; falls hard for her competition, chaos erupts. Featurin...

Ted cruz is so fucking hot so i made a ted crus x reader x cow made of butter story

The love story between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. But in highschool.

Starring Bernie Sanders, Donald Trump, Jeb Bush, Hillary Clinton, Ben Carson, Mike Pence, Tim Kaine, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, and Barack Obama. Best squad ever.

Americans (and those who like to poke fun at American politics), with the general election fast approaching, take a trip down memory lane of the 2016 primary election. T...

Shrek x ted cruz Shrek is the hot boss and Cruz is the new intern. steamy situations will occur.

yvonne and gertrude. #otp

you- a young reporter ted cruz- possible zodiac killer??? all thrown together in this horrible fic *this fic was thrown together trust me dont read it

Bob Duncan is called in by Trump to get rid of a pest.

When the worlds greatest business man decides that his country has too many problems, he embarks on a journey to make America great again. But can he overcome the obstac...