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About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X...

[Second Book in the Snacks Trilogy] Accident: [noun] an event that happens by chance or that is without apparent or deliberate cause. -- ❝Hi, I'm calling regardi...

Shrek's life was dipped in a green hue until suddenly an orange light appeared... A love story between Donald, a man aspiring to be the student body president, and Shrek...

y/n got sent to camp green lake by mistake! she was a girl, not a boy (sorry bro's you can pretend, I guess..) also, she didn't even do anything she was framed for steal...

when you meet 3 handsome men at the same time, you blush and you cant choose..maybe all?~ XOXO KISSES

I get emails everyday, so I decided to make a collection of them. Check them out! DISCLAIMER: ALL CREDIT GOES TO THE RELEVANT MAILERS. I JUST COLLECT THE EMAILS.

Once upon a time, in a far land lived a beautiful ogre, about who everyone knew, the beauty of his was famous and renowned. People proposed to him, from the poorest to t...

Lord Farquaad was not very nice to me. He didn't even want to see my face whenever we finished having intercourse. So naturally, I bitched about him on my blog. Eventual...

i wrote this fanfic for tater tatiana, i hope you like it! everything in this fanfic is *fiction* and *allegedly*. wasn't it enough? do you need more? check this out...

Hi! before you read this short story, please note. there's two perspectives, 1st is the story teller's perspective(present) 2nd is greg's diary (past). also beware of ni...

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A young girl kills onions. She thinks they hunt her to harm her, so she assassinates her. Unexpectedly, she is promoted to a Nightmare Assassin. The fear of fruits and...

Shrek. Best film/anime. Ever. This is just for fun

Chicken Barbie Beast makes Ken nut, then #pegallmen2020. Shrek cums as a surprise.

When tensions rise between newfound star-crossed lovers, Shrek and Waluigi, problems start to arise. How will their love fair against the world? Find out in this new thr...