-October 31st 2001-
I am now 6 months Pregnant while Rachel is 4 and a half months and only has a small bump while I'm fully showing....We are all currently at Central Perk.as Chandler and Monica enter.
Monica:Hey you guys?.
Tabitha:What?.
Monica:I know it’s last minute but we decided to have a Halloween party.
Phoebe:Oh good!.
Monica:And everybody has to wear costumes...Come on!.It’ll be fun!.
Ross:Well I’ll,I’ll be there.I mean I have to wear a costume to all my classes that day anyway so…
Rachel:Please tell me you’re not gonna dress up like a dinosaur.
Ross:"Sarcastically".Not two years in a row.
Cassius:Look I’ll come to the party but I’m not dressing up.
Monica:You have to!.
Cassius:No way!.Look Halloween is so stupid.Dressing up pretending to be someone you’re not…
Chandler:You’re an actor.
Tabitha:"To Joey".I guess it wouldn't hurt to bring Ellie trick or treating early.
Joey:Okay.
Monica:So Ross are you gonna bring Mona?.
Ross:Yeah.Yeah I think I will.
Cassius:That hot girl from their wedding?.
Ross:Yeah.
Cassius:Well hey,hey if she needs any idea for costumes she could be a bikini model or a slutty nurse or a sexy cheerleader huh Oh,oh Leatherface from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.No,no,no!.Slutty Leatherface.
Phoebe:Now wasn’t Cas hitting on her at the wedding too?.
Ross:That’s right!.He was hitting on her and I got her.I guess the better man won."To Cas".Please don’t take her from me.
Later on Me,Joey and Eliana are wearing our costumes.Eliana is dressed up as Princess Sleeping Beauty.
And Joey is dressed as Chandler for this Halloween as I'm dressed as a skeleton.
Me,Joey and Eliana enter Monica and Chandler's apartment for the halloween party to see Monica dressed as Catwoman,Phoebe as Supergirl and Chandler as a rabbit.
Joey:Hey!.
Monica:You didn’t dress up either?!.
Joey:Yes I did.I’m Chandler."Looks at Chandler".Dude what happened?.
Chandler:How is that me?.
Joey:Okay.I’m Chandler.
Joey makes a growling/gurgling sound at the end and us girls laugh.
Tabitha:"To Chandler".That is so you!.
Chandler:When have I ever done that?!.
Joey:When have I ever done that?!."Makes sound again".
I laugh and there is a knock on the door that Rachel answers.
???:Trick or treat!.
Rachel:Oh!.
Rachel opens the door to reveal a ballerina.
Rachel:Well you’re just the prettiest ballerina I’ve ever seen.
???:Thank you."Pirouettes".
Rachel:Oh wow!.That deserves another piece of candy.
???:Thank you.
She does another ballerina move.
Rachel:Well I have to say that earns tutu pieces of candy.
???:I love you!."Hugs Rachel".
Rachel:Oh,Oh honey here.Take it all.
Rachel pours the entire large bowl into her bag and closes the door.
Rachel:Monica.We need more candy.
Monica:What?!.There’s only been like four kids.
Rachel:Yeah I know but one of them just said that she loved me so I just gave her everything.
Phoebe:No wonder your pregnant.
Cassius and Ross enters Cassius is dressed as Superman as Ross is dressed up as a potato.
Ross:Hey.
Rachel:Hey.
Tabitha:What are you supposed to be?.
Ross:Remember the Russian satellite Sputnik?.Well I’m a potato or a spud.And these are my antennae.
Ross points to the colander with an old TV antenna glued on top that he’s wearing.
Ross:So Sputnik becomes...Spud-nik. Spudnik!.
Chandler:Wow.I don’t have the worst costume anymore.
Joey:Hey all right Ross came as doody.
Ross:No I-I’m not doody.
Monica:No space doody.
Joey gives him the okay symbol and Ross rushes towards him to be stopped by Chandler.
Eliana:Doody."Giggles".
*Time lapse*
Monica walks over To Me and Joey who us playing with Eliana.
Monica:Hey Joey?.
Joey:Yeah.
Monica:You read comic books right?.
Joey:Exclusively.
Monica:Who do you think would win in a fight Catwoman or Supergirl?.
Joey:Catwoman hands down.
Monica:Yeah…
Tabitha:Mhm.
Joey:But between you and Phoebe I’d have to give the edge to Phoebe.
Monica:What?!.Really?!.
Tabitha:Are you kiddig?.Phoebe lived on the street.
Joey:Okay?.Plus she’s got this crazy temper.S-She’s not standing right behind me is she?.
Monica:No you’re fine.
Joey checks anyway.
Monica:All right well do you think I could take Rachel?.
Joey:I’m not sure.
Monica:What?!.Come on I am tough.Punch me right here.As hard as you can.
Joey:Will you relax?!.What are you taking this so seriously for?.It doesn’t matter.
Monica:Oh really?.Okay?.Well what would you say if I told you that y’know Ross or Chandler could beat you up?.
Joey:I would say Woman please.
Phoebe:"Walks up".Hey.Ursula’s fiance is really sweet.He’s a teacher,he does all this volunteer work.Y’know normally y’know I don’t like really sweaty guys.But this one?.I could just mop him up.
Tabitha:Oh my God Phoebe.
Phoebe:What?.
Monica:You’re getting a crush on your sister’s fiance.
Phoebe:No I’m not!.You are!.
Joey:Here comes the temper.
*Time Lapse*
Tabitha:Okay here’s a good one for ya.Who do think would win in a fight between Ross and Chandler.
Monica:I can’t answer that.Chandler’s my husband.
Joey:So Ross?.
Monica:Yeah.
Tabitha:Definatley.
After awhile Mona and Ross are walking past Chandler.
Chandler:Howdy doody.
Ross:That’s funny.Yeah.Y’know you’re the funniest man here in a pink bunny costume his wife made him wear.
Chandler:Oh relax man relax.You’re looking a little flushed.
Joey:Hey,hey,hey I think we might find out the answer to our question.
Chandler:What question?.
Joey:Monica,Me and Tabby were talking about who could kick whose ass in a fight you or Ross?.
Chandler:There’s no question.
Joey:So you think Ross too?.
Chandler:"To Monica".You picked Ross?!.
Monica:Ross is really strong.Okay he’s the strongest out of all four of you.Except for Joey.
Chandler:I cannot believe you didn’t pick me.
Ross:Uh in her defense she’s right.I am stronger.I would destroy you.
Chandler:Oh really?!.You think you’re stronger?.Why don’t you prove it?
Chandler pushes Ross who starts to fall backwards until Mona catches him.
Ross:Oh I’ll prove it!,I’ll prove it like a theorem!.
They start to fight with Ross pulling on Chandler’s ears and Chandler hitting Ross over the head with his carrot.
Monica:Wait,wait!.Okay stop it!.Stop it!. Stop!."Breaks it up".Now listen no one’s gonna fight in this apartment.
Cassius:Hey Monica!.
Cassius grabs her and pulls her into the living room.
Cassius:People came to see a fight let’s give em what they came for.
Mona:Hey you guys could arm wrestle.
Cassius:Yeah.Listen to the slutty nurse.
Chandler:"To Ross".You’re going down.
Ross:Oh yeah?.You’re going further down. Downtown.
Tabitha:Seriously guys the trash talk is embarrassing.
Joey:I agree with my wife.