Tabitha Geller | Friends Fanfiction

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-January 8th 1998-

At Monica and Rachel's Monica,Rachel and Chandler are trying to throw cards into a vase...Joey wearing a blue blazer and Ross enter the apartment.

Joey:Hey.You guys.Check it out,check it out.Guess which job I got.

Chandler:I don't know but Donald Trump wants his blue blazer black.

Everyone looks stunned as I try not to laugh at his tounge twister.

Ross:What?.

Chandler:Blue blazer back.He,he wants it back.

Rachel:But you,you said black.Why would he want his blue blazer black?.

Chandler:Well you,you know what I meant.

Monica:No you messed it up.You're stupid.

Tabitha:So what job did you get him?.

Joey:Oh ah tour guide at the museum.Yeah Ross got it for me.

Rachel:Well how can you be a tour guide don't you have to be a dinosaur expert or something?.

Joey:No not really.They give you all the information it's uh it's like memorizing a script.And on your left,you have Tyrannosaurus Rex,a carnivore from the Jurassic period.

Chandler,Monica,Rachel:Great.That's great.

Tabitha:Way to go.

Ross:Uh actually Joey it's the Cretasous period.

Joey:Yeah but I can pronounce Jurassic.

Phoebe:"Entering".Hey.

Everyone:Hey.

Phoebe:Guess what.Frank Jr and Alice got married.

Everyone:Oh my God.

Phoebe:And,And they're gonna have a baby!.

We all look at Phoebe shocked.

Phoebe:And,And they want me to grow it for them in my uterus.

We are all stunned at the news.

Ross:My God.

Monica:Are you serious?.

Phoebe:Yeah.

Cassius:You're really thinking about having sex with your brother?!.

Phoebe:Ew.And Oh no.It's-they just want me to be the surrogate.It's her,it's her egg and his sperm and I'm,I'm just the oven it's totally their bun.

Joey:Huh.

Monica:What did you tell them?.

Phoebe:Well they said that I had to think about it first but what is there to think about?.I'm gonna be giving them the greatest gift you can possibly give.

Chandler:You're gonna be carrying their baby and give them a Sony Play Station?.

Rachel:Honey this really is an incredible thing to do for them but there are things to think about.