-April 22nd 2001-
At Central Perk Me,Joey,Eliana,Cassius,Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair and we’re all talking.
Rachel:Hey!.Out of all of us who do you think is gonna get married next?.
Cassius:Probably Monica and Chandler.
A woman walks up to Gunther.
???:Hi.Could I have a pack of Newport Lights please?.
Gunther:Oh um uh we don’t sell cigarettes but they have them at the news stand across the street."Points".
???:That’d be great thanks.
Gunther goes and gets them.
Rachel:Oh my God Melissa Warburton.I don’t think I have the energy for this.
Melissa:"Gasps".Oh my God!.Ray-ray Green?!."Screams".
Rachel:"Screams".Melissa!.
Melissa:You have been M.I.A for the past seven sorority newsletters what’s up with you?!.
Rachel:Wh-
Rachel turns and looks at us who are staring
Rachel:Why don’t I tell you over here?.
Rachel walks Melissa away from us to talk and soon Melissa leaves and Rachel comes back.
Rachel:Okay.
Joey:Hey guys! Look who’s back!.It’s Ray-ray!.
Tabitha:"Chuckles".
Rachel:Shut up that was my friend Melissa from college.
Ross:She seems really,really fun!.
Rachel:She’s actually very sweet and we used to be very close.
Monica:Wait a minute she isn’t-She’s not the one who you…
Cassius:"Excitedly".Who you what?,Who you what?.
Rachel:"To Monica".Yes.
Monica:Wow!.
Cassius:"Excitedly".Wow?.Wow what?!,Wow what?!.Who you what?!.
Rachel:It’s not a big deal!.
Monica:"To Cas".They were lovers.
Ross:What?!.
Tabitha:What?!.
Rachel:No we weren’t!.It was nothing!.It was one night senior year we went to a party had a lot of sangria and y’know ended up…kissing for a bit.
Ross:So that’s two of my wives.
Tabitha:"Laughs".
Later on Me and Joey are in our apartment.We are taking everything out of my office as Eliana is taking a nap...We are putting my musical things in a corner of the living room and other things in our bedroom to make a bedroom for our second child.
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-April 24th 2001-
At Central Perk Me,Eliana,Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch as Joey,Cassius and Ross enter.
Joey:Hey!.
Ross:Hey!.
Tabitha:Hey!.
Phoebe:Hey!.
Rachel:Hey what have you guys been up to?.
Joey:Oh we were helping Chandler write his vows but he kicked us out because Cassius kept making inappropriate suggestions.
Cassius:How is Monica I love your sweet ass inappropriate?.
Ross:How’s Monica coming along with her vows?.
Phoebe:Well let’s just say its she’s lucky she has a sweet ass cause she’s not so good at the writing.
Tabitha:I can’t believe in four weeks they’re gonna be married.
Phoebe:Well let’s just hope it works.Y’know nine out of ten marriages end in divorce?.
Ross:Phoebe that’s not true.
Phoebe:Yeah you’re right.How’s the Mrs?.
Rachel:I can’t believe they’ve been together for three years.
Joey:"Shocked".Has it been that long?!.
Ross:Believe me it seems like less because they hid it from us for so long.
Rachel:I don’t know why they didn’t just tell us.
Joey:I know.I mean it’s not like we weren’t cool about it.
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-May 3rd 2001-
At Monica and Chandler's Me,Phoebe,Monica and Rachel are sitting around the kitchen table as Ross enters.
Ross:Hey!
Monica:Hey!
Ross:Hey uh Mon I saw the Porsche parked out front can I get the keys?.Thought I’d take that bad boy out for a little spin.
Rachel:Wait a minute!."To Monica".You let Ross drive the Porsche and when I ask you,you say you’re the only one who’s allowed to drive it.
Monica:Yeah well he’s my brother.And plus he drives so slow he could never hurt it.
Ross:It’s a car Monica.Not a rocket ship.
Monica:Whatever Ross!.Just replace the bulbs in the brake lights after you’re done.
Joey and Cassius enter the apartment.
Joey:Hey!.
Tabitha:Hey!.
Phoebe:Hey!.
Joey:Saw the Porsche out there Mon looking good.
Cassius:When do Me and Joey get to take that baby out again?.
Rachel:"Shocked".You let Joey and Cassius drive it?!.
Phoebe:I’ve never driven it!.Okay?.Not once!...Okay once.Okay I drive it all the time.
Monica:Nice work everybody!.So much for the y’know You can drive it but don’t tell Rachel plan.
Rachel:Wow!.I can’t believe you lied to me.
Phoebe:Okay I can fix this.Okay Monica Rachel thinks all you can talk about is the wedding.
Rachel glares at her.
Monica:Great.Well Rachel the reason why I won’t let you drive the Porsche is because you’re a terrible driver.There.That wasn’t about the wedding.
Ross:Look Rach if,if you want to go for a ride in the Porsche I’ll be glad to take you for a quick spin around the block.
Cassius:Yeah you got a couple hours?.
Later on Me and Joey are at our 2 week pregnancy appointment.
Tabitha:Awe the baby is so tiny.
Joey:Hey the baby looks like a peanut.
Tabitha:"Chuckles".Yeah.
Daina:Congratulations on the second baby.
Tabitha,Joey:Thank you.
Joey looks to Eliana who is in her stroller.
Joey:See Eliana that's your younger sibling.
Tabitha:"Smiles".
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-May 13th 2001-
We are all at Central Perk hanging out together.
Monica:Do you realize this is probably the last time we’ll all be here in the coffee house as six single people?.
Phoebe:Why?!.What’s happening to the coffee house?!...Oh!.
Chandler:Yep.From now on its gonna be the four of you guys and me and the misses. The little woman.The wife.The old ball and chain.
Monica:Old?.
Chandler:The young hot ball and chain.
Monica:That’s much better.
Rachel:"Checking watch".We gotta go.
All the woman except for me stand up.
Tabitha:Oh where are you guys going?.
Monica:We’re gonna pick up the wedding dress then we’re gonna have lunch with mom.
Cassius and Joey who's holding Eliana stand up.
Ross:Ah.Cassius,Joey you’re,you’re having lunch with my mom?.
Joey:No I-I just heard lunch.
Cassius:But yeah I can go.Sure!.
Tabitha:Joey I'll join you and Eliana soon.
Everyone but Me,Ross and Chandler leave.
Ross:Y’know what?.Actually I’m kinda glad they’re leaving cause uh I need to talk to you about something.
Chandler:What’s up?.
Ross:Well this uh this may be a little awkward.
Chandler:Listen if you want to borrow money its kind of a bad time.I’m buying dinner for 128 people tomorrow night.
Ross:No its,Its not that.Um now what I’m going to say to you I’m not saying as your friend.Okay?.I’m,I’m saying as it as Monica’s older brother.
Chandler:But you’re still my friend?.
Ross:Not for the next few minutes.
Chandler:During this time are you,are you still my best man?.
Ross:Nope.
Chandler:Do I still call you Ross?.
Ross:Okay.You guys are getting married tomorrow and,and I couldn’t be more thrilled for both of you.but as Monica’s older brother I-I have to tell you this.If you ever hurt my little sister.if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind I will hunt you down and kick your ass!.
Me and Chandler laugh.
Ross:What?.I-I-I’m serious!.
Me and Chandler laugh harder.
Ross:Come-Hey!.Guys stop it!.Okay?.I’-I’m not kidding here!
Chandler:"Smiles".Hey I hear what your saying okay?.And thanks for the warning.
Ross:No problem.
Chandler:So are we friends again?.
R
oss:Yeah.
Chandler:Okay.You won’t believe what Monica’s older brother just said to me!.
I stand up from where I was sitting and walk toward the couch.
Tabitha:Now Chandler.
I grab Chandler by his shirt and get in his face.
Tabitha:I am not afraid to kick your ass when I'm not pregnant if you hurt Monica.
Chandler:"Gulps and Nods".