Pairings: Not Applicable
Warnings: None
Pronouns: They/them
"How I think different Dream SMP members would act if you were added to the Dream SMP."
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Dream:
- Tommy: "Dream, where would you take a hot person on the Dream SMP?"
- "To church."
- Your first stop: The holy land, where Dream recites the TOS and you all worship and prayer in the holiest way possible.
- But seriously though, he'd take the tour very seriously.
- He'd also throw some rules out there while he's at it.
- "Okay. No griefing, no stealing, no starting wars-"
- I also think he'd just give you a bunch of stuff to start your journey off on the server :)
Tommy:
- "(Y/n), who's your favourite youtuber? - N-No, you can't just say yourself."
- He'll try to be mature and show you around in a responsible fashion, but it just won't end up working out.
- He'll end up walking into houses, steal stuff, and tell you to run.
- He'd always try to crack a bunch of jokes, most of which actually land.
- "That's Tubbo- He's... Just weird- Just ignore him."
- Despite you not having any items, he'd still somehow end up stealing from you.
- Would probably break down into lore mode when passing an old structure/island.
- Would start crying when visiting Logstedshire and Pogtopia.
- Then he'd show you off to Wilbur.
- "WILBUR, I'VE MADE A FRIEND!!"
Quackity:
- All memes, nothing else.
- It wouldn't even be a tour, it'd just be one big bit.
- He'd spend the entire stream just trying to make you laugh.
- Maybe he'd even put on the auto-tune voice changer.
- He'd be super dramatic yet chill at the same time.
- Would take you to all of the landmarks of the server, including the great glass pit of what L'manburg used to be.
- Honestly, it's just one big vibe.
Tubbo:
- The best tour guide ever. 10/10. Would recommend.
- He'd show you all of the animals and the pets of the server.
- Honestly just the sweetest person in the world.
- Would constantly look back to see if you were still following him.
- He'd also give you some stuff as a starter.
George:
- Super awkward about this tour.
- Would forget things halfway through the stream.
- "There's also this, um... I can't remember where it is."
- He'd always get distracted and go completely off track.
- It's not even a tour at this point.
- But it will end up being a really cute moment as he'd try his best to make up for his awkwardness.
- In the end, he tried his best and that's all that matters.