Hetalia, on crack, on Facebook

Oleh MatthiasDane

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Give the Hetalia characters crack and the Internet, and what do they do? This. Give Matthias and her friends... Lebih Banyak

Japan Alone...
Allies... They're messed up•-•
Kiku and Co.!
MATTIAS IS HIGH ON POTATO
MAMA FINLAND
FIFA World Cup fever
Writers Block
How Otakus are Born
Roderich the Seal
BECOME THE BAE, SURVIVE
Author's note
Pub, Pub, Pub and--BAAARRR!
The Nordics Truth or Dare! (Part 1)
Broken hand
Mister Romano •-•
Countries With Hats
Hetalia: Baseball Excuses!
Matthias and her Hair Problem
Inky Vanilla
OH MY DOITSU
DENNOR :D
The Titanic and the Ice Cube
Oppan Ganglamb Style
OMD NO WAY
Dancy dance with party pants!
what does Matthias look like?
Country puns
Autocorrect=EVIIIL
Just a little thanks
IMPROPER!
Sorry and THANKS!
New Username and FABULOUS
The Tale of Pie and Breadstick
Best of Matthias- Part One
The Fault in our Four
MY GLOB WHAT IS THIS LIFE
BROWPOCALYPSE!!!
OMD DID SHE JUST UPDATE?
SQUEEEEEEEEEE
Italians and their Spaghetti brains...
All District and Yosef
DAANNNNCCCIIINNNGG
All County and Matthias's heart finally stops. (AKA this is a really long title)
The Topic Every Nordic-Loving Crack Fanfic Writer Must Cover
Title was too long
Potatoes...
LE WORST CHAPTER EVER.
50th PART! WHOOOOO
STUPIDITY~!
DONT KILL ME PLEASE
ALALALALALALALALALA
OOOOORLANDOOOOOO
FLUSHING MATT DOWN A TOILET
Paris Bombings

RAANNDDOOMM

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Japan: *flying in circles* SQUACK SQUACK BISHES!

England: *swimming in Tea Tree oil* wheeeee!

Matthias: Hey! I use that for my hair! >:(

Sweden: *shoves her out of story*
No.

Finland: EEEEEEEEYAAAHHH!

China: AIYAAAAAAH!

Finland: no EEEEEEEYAAAAHH!

China: no AIYAAAAAH! *gets out crying pan*

Finland: AHHHH wait what?

China: Huh?

Finland: crying pan?

China: UUUUGGGHHH STUPID AUTOCORRECT.

Crying Pan: but I'm not a typo.

China: *looks down* WHY THE FRICK IS MY PAN CRYING?! AND TALKING FOR THAT MATTER?!

Crying Pan: I am the crying pan.

China: THEN WHY ARE YOU TALKING?!

Crying Pan: Because... Because... *sobbing uncontrollably* IT WAS MY ONLY DREAM AND I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE TO---

China: *chucks Crying Pan out the window and pulls out flying pan*

Flying Pan: *flies away*

China: I'm done with this. *flies away with Flying Pan*

Finland: .... That happened.

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Yes Finland, that did happen.

Hej guys, Matthias here! Wassup?

Thank you SOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSO much for... How many again? Like 4.45k reads?! HOLY CHEESE GUYS!

I'll try to post more today. I haven't been on cause of homework and crap. (Procrastination~!)

I have exciting news...!

Next chapter XD

Jeg elsker dig!

Matthias

Ps: My Skype name is Matthias Dane, if you're interested.

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