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Mister Romano •-•

Mister Romano

<Romano has logged on>

<Lithuania has logged on>

<Spain has logged on>

<Queen has logged on>

Lithuania: Excuse me, Mister Romano?

Romano: Wha--

Spain and Queen:

Domo Arigato, Mr. Romano

Domo Arigato, Mr. Romano

Mata ahoo Hima de

Domo Arigato, Mr. Romano

Himitsu wo Shiri tai

You're wondering who I am

(Secret, secret, I've got a secret)

Machine or mannequin

(Secret, secret, I've got a secret)

With parts made in Japan

(Secret, secret, I've got a secret)

I am the modern man

I've got a secret, I've been hiding under my skin

My heart is human, my blood is boiling

My brain I.B.M., so if you see me

Acting strangely, don't be surprised

I'm just a man who needed someone

And somewhere to hide

To keep me alive, just keep me alive

Somewhere to hide to keep me alive

I'm not a robot without emotions

I'm not what you see

I've come to help you

With your problems, so we can be free

I'm not a hero, I'm not a saviour

Forget what you know

I'm just a man whose circumstances

Went beyond his control

Beyond my control, we all need control

I need control, we all need control

I am the modren man

(Secret, secret I've got a secret)

Who hides behind a mask

(Secret, secret, I've got a secret)

So no one else can see

(Secret, secret, I've got a secret)

My true identity

Domo Arigato, Mr. Romano

Domo, Domo

Domo Arigato, Mr. Romano

Domo, Domo

Domo Arigato, Mr. Romano

Domo Arigato, Mr. Romano

Domo Arigato, Mr. Romano

Domo Arigato, Mr. Romano

Domo Arigato, Mr. Romano

Thank you very much, Mr. Romano

For doing the jobs that nobody wants to

And thank you very much, Mr. Romano

For helping me escape

Just when I needed to

Thank you, thank you, thank you

I want to thank you

Please, thank you, oh

The problem's plain to see

Too much technology

Machines to save our lives

Machines, de-humanize

The time has come at last

(Secret, secret, I've got a secret)

To throw away this mask

(Secret, secret, I've got a secret)

Now everyone can see

(Secret, secret, I've got a secret)

My true identity, I'm Kilroy, Kilroy, Kilroy, Kilro--

Romano: *murders Spain and Queen*

Yes Lithuania?

Lithuania: •-• here's your coffee.

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Thank you to MetroLyrics for the lyrics! (That I changed a bit XD)

Matthias here, and thank you for the inspiration for this. The thanks goes to one of my followers on Instagram, @mister.romano awesome username lol

I decided to make the Nordics Truth or Dare a seperate story that will be posted later! In the meantime, please check out my other fanfics! It means a lot to me!

Jeg elsker dig!

Matthias