How Otakus are Born

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<Normal person has logged on>

<Matthias has logged on>

<Bedo Bimba has logged on>

<Alfred has logged on>

<Emil has logged on>

<Hungary has logged on>

<Japan has logged on>

Bedo Bimba: Matthias, what did you do to my username?

Matthias: hehe... Nothing.

Bedo Bimba: >.<

Alfred: buuuuuuuuurrrgggggggeeeeerrrrrr

Japan: are you actually America?

Alfred: ... I wish...

Emil: I'm not really Iceland either...

Hungary: are you Otakus?

Matthias: yes. Yes we are.

Japan: let's otaku together.

Everyone but Normal Person: SQUEEEEEEEEE

Normal Person: .....wut.....

Otakus: *stare*

Otakus: *slowly move towards normal person*

Otakus: *slowly pick up normal person on their shoulders and walk away*

Normal Person: HEEEEELLPPPPPPP!

Otakus: *take normal person to their lair*

Normal Person: *is engulfed*

Normal Person: *is barfed out*

<Normal Person has changed their name to Otaku>

Otaku: *sings* do you wanna watch Hetalia~!

Matthias: with Chibitalia in it too~!

Alfred: or we could even watch, Hetalia Paint It White,

Emil: And paint the aliens blue~!

Hungary: you used to be obsessive, but now you're not,

Japan: I wish you could tell me why~!

All: Do you want to watch Hetalia?

Matthias: *Belarus voice* IT ALWAYS HAS TO BE HETALIA...

Society: GO AWAY!

Otakus: it's your loss~!

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Heyaaaaa guys! I wrote the parody to Do You Wanna Build A Snowman myself, please don't steal!

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, I got the idea from Spongebob...

Jeg elsker dig!

Matthias

Hetalia, on crack, on Facebookजहाँ कहानियाँ रहती हैं। अभी खोजें