Japan: *flying in circles* SQUACK SQUACK BISHES!
England: *swimming in Tea Tree oil* wheeeee!
Matthias: Hey! I use that for my hair! >:(
Sweden: *shoves her out of story*
No.
Finland: EEEEEEEEYAAAHHH!
China: AIYAAAAAAH!
Finland: no EEEEEEEYAAAAHH!
China: no AIYAAAAAH! *gets out crying pan*
Finland: AHHHH wait what?
China: Huh?
Finland: crying pan?
China: UUUUGGGHHH STUPID AUTOCORRECT.
Crying Pan: but I'm not a typo.
China: *looks down* WHY THE FRICK IS MY PAN CRYING?! AND TALKING FOR THAT MATTER?!
Crying Pan: I am the crying pan.
China: THEN WHY ARE YOU TALKING?!
Crying Pan: Because... Because... *sobbing uncontrollably* IT WAS MY ONLY DREAM AND I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE TO---
China: *chucks Crying Pan out the window and pulls out flying pan*
Flying Pan: *flies away*
China: I'm done with this. *flies away with Flying Pan*
Finland: .... That happened.
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Yes Finland, that did happen.
Hej guys, Matthias here! Wassup?
Thank you SOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSOSO much for... How many again? Like 4.45k reads?! HOLY CHEESE GUYS!
I'll try to post more today. I haven't been on cause of homework and crap. (Procrastination~!)
I have exciting news...!
Next chapter XD
Jeg elsker dig!
Matthias
Ps: My Skype name is Matthias Dane, if you're interested.
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Hetalia, on crack, on Facebook
HumorGive the Hetalia characters crack and the Internet, and what do they do? This. Give Matthias and her friends crack and the Internet, and what do they do? Take over the world. Wait what?
