Okay, be honest. How many of you read that like Mermaid Man from Spongebob?
I did.
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<England has logged on>
<France has logged on>
England: hey France.
France: bonjour England. Would you like to come watch football with me?
England: sure, give me a sex.
France: well, if you insist...
England: *arrives*
France: *jumps him*
England: WANKER WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
France: You said to give you some sex...
England: *checks phone* SEC! LIKE SECOND!!! BLOODY AUTOCORRECT!
~Autocorrect has claimed one victim~
<China has logged on>
<Russia has logged on>
China: Ni-Hao.
Russia: Hallo! Can you come over?
China: yeah. Gimme a second, polar bear.
Russia: *waits*
China: HURRY UP!
Russia: What? You said you would be here in a second, da?
China: *checks phone* I meant gimme a sexy polar bear...
Russia: oh. Okay then! ^J^
~Autocorrect has claimed another victim (sort of)~
<Prussia has logged on>
<Austria has logged on>
Prussia: hey a**crackt.
Austria: PRUSSIA! LANGUAGE! THIS IS RATED PG!
Prussia: I didn't cuss, a**cract.
Austria: YOU DID IT AGAIN!
Prussia: *reads text* CRAP! THE AWESOME ME MEANT ARISTOCRAT!
~Autocorrect has claimed another victim~
<Liechtenstein has logged on>
<Switzerland has logged on>
Liechtenstein: *singing* I wanna be a Poland, so very bad!
Switzerland: WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BE THAT IMBECILE???
Liechtenstein: what imbecile?
Switzerland: POLAND!
Liechtenstein: What?
Switzerland: WHY DID YOU JUST SAY THAT???
Liechtenstein: oh, that's how the song goes, isn't it?
Switzerland: WHO TOLD YOU THIS?
Liechtenstein: Poland.
Switzerland: show me.
Liechtenstein: *sends him a picture of the conversation*
Switzerland: *reading Poland's text* Learn the totally good knowledge of the Poland... What?
Switzerland: WAIT... WHY DOES HIS CONTACT SAY "DA BAE??"
Switzerland: LIECHTENSTEIN! EXPLAIN NOW!
<Liechtenstein has logged off>
~Switzerland is texting Poland~
Poland: Like, totes hi Switzy! Have u come 2 learn the totally fabulous ways of the Poland?
Switzerland: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? MY LITTLE SISTER WAS SINGING ABOUT HOW SHE WANTED TO BE A POLAND!!!
Poland: uhhh... Yeah. I taught her that. It's totally great ways to be fabulous!
Switzerland: AND I SUPPOSE THE FACT THAT YOUR CONTACT IN HER PHONE IS CALLED "DA BAE" IS A TYPO AS WELL?
Poland: uhhh... No.
~Autocorrect has given Switzy a heart attack~
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Hej guys, Matthias here. Sorry I haven't updated in a while, but softball season's over now, so I'll have some time. I'm a little ticked off at this stupid effing tyrant kid that won't let me sit with my only friend on my bus. Ugh. Sorry, I'll go rant somewhere else.
Jeg elsker dig guys,
Matthias
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