England: Eyebrows are fabulous.
Matthias: yes they are. *throws eyebrows*
England: *throws eyebrows*
Spain: *is hit with eyebrows* ACK
France: MON AMI I WILL SAVE YOU FROM THE HIDEOUSNESS ACK OH GOD ONES ON ME GET IT OFF GET IT OFF AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Matthias: *thinking hard* eyebrow... Apocalypse.... Eyebrowpocalypse... Browpocalype!
England: BROWPOCALYPSEEEEEEE!!!!
Sealand: *flying on an eyebrow*
Glasses: *following eyebrows*
England: GET OFF THAT EYEBROW YOUNG MAN!
Sealand: NEVER!! *flies away*
England: GET BACK HERE. *eyebrows begin spinning like helicopter rotating thingies* I'M COMING FOR YOU!!
Sealand: ACK!! FASTER JERRY FASTER!!
America: do all Brits use 2 !!
England: What?
Sealand: Huh?
Matthias: I think he means: "Do all British citizens use two exclamation points?"
England: Oh. Well, I don't know, what makes you ask that?
Sealand: ... He's onto us.
England: .... Shi----
Matthias: LANGUAGE!
England: *continues flying*
Sealand: *flies faster* FLY AWAY!!
America: *blinks*
Tree: ........... POLLUTER. *kills America*
Matthias: hehe. *points at the dead corpse*
Roy Mustang: HEY LADIES LIKE ZOMG WHATS GOING ON??
Matthias: Well you just barged in here.
Roy Mustang: OH NO GURFRL YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT.
Matthias: stupid. *holds Austria like a shield*
Roy Mustang: UHUH GURRRRRL. *snaps fingers in z formation* wait oops.
Matthias: HAHA STILL ALIVE! *drops Austria's burnt corpse* NOW PRUHUN IS DEFINITE! :D
Canada: *dressed as a maple leaf* LOOK AT ME. I AM A FREAKING MAPLE LEAF. MAMA WOULD BE SO PROUD.
Matthias: well I'm an ostrich.
Canada: ... But you aren't.
Matthias: YES I AM. *turns into ostrich*
Austria: *wakes from dead* I HEAR THE SUMMONING OF AUSTRICHES. *turns into austrich*
Canada: WHAT THE HECK.
Austria: this isn't even my final form...
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Uhhh, what's that reference again? XD
Okay so I'm writing two Christmas fanfics >.< one is called "Merry Dennor Christmas!" I will tell you now, it's not very merry *cries*
The second is "We wish you a HongIce Christmas!" That has the same background for Iceland as Norway in the Dennor one, soooo it's gonna be sad as well. (/T_T)/
Please check these out, I think you will enjoy them!
Jeg elsker dig!
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Hetalia, on crack, on Facebook
HumorGive the Hetalia characters crack and the Internet, and what do they do? This. Give Matthias and her friends crack and the Internet, and what do they do? Take over the world. Wait what?
