-November 12th 1998-
At Central Perk Me,Joey,Chandler and Cassius are hanging out and Cassius is looking at a National Geographic and giggling.
Chandler:Are you looking at naked tribe's women?.
Cassius:No look."Shows him the magazine".
Chandler:That's a pig.
Cassius:I know,I know.but look at the knobs on her.
Joey gets up and looks at the picture and I roll my eyes.Ross enters and his hair is a mess.
Chandler:Hey!.
Cassius quickly hides the magazine under the couch and Joey sits down by me again.
Ross:Emily's cousin kicked me out!.
Cassius,Tabitha,Chandler:What?!.
Joey:Why?.
Ross:Well when you're subletting an apartment from your wife's cousin and then you get a divorce sometimes the cousin suddenly wants his apartment back.
Chandler:How can he do that?.Didn't you sign a lease?.
Ross:Who needs a lease when it's family!.
Cassius:Hey you can stay with us!.We'll take care of ya!.
Chandler:Oh yeah!.Absolutely!.Anything you need man!.But you have to promise me the second you are feeling better so that we can make fun of your hair!.
Tabitha,Joey:Yeah.
Ross:You got it.
Cassius:Okay.
Ross:Thanks you guys I really appreciate this.All right I'm gonna get packing again. Man I've been moving around so much I'm beginning to feel like a nomad.
Joey starts giggling.
Ross:What?.
Tabitha:He thought you said gonad.
Joey starts full out laughing as we stare at him...Later on at Chandler and Cassius's.Me,Joey,Cassius and Chandler enter to find boxes strewn about the apartment.
Cassius:Ross?.
Ross enters from the bathroom.
Ross:Hey roomies!.
Chandler:Love what you've done with the place.
Ross:Oh yeah I know,I know it's a lot of boxes but again I really appreciate you guys letting me stay here.
Cassius:Not a problem.And listen hey!.Since you're gonna be here for a while why don't I was thinking we uh put your name on the answering machine.
Chandler:Oh yeah!.
Ross:Oh I uh hope you don't mind I kinda uh jazzed it up a little.Check this out.
Ross plays the greeting and We Will Rock You starts to play and Ross's voice comes over it.
AM:We will,we will,call you back!.
Joey:Hey all right!.
Ross:Pretty cool huh?.
The three of us laugh as Ross heads back to the bathroom then we calm down.
Tabitha:"To Chandler".You're fake laughing too right?.
Chandler:Oh the tears are real.
Later on at Chandler and Cassius's.Chandler is entering.As he closes the door Cassius,Me and Joey pokes our heads up from a box Fort we made.
Joey:Hey.
Chandler:What are you doing?.
Cassius:Nothing.
Chandler:You built a fort didn't ya?.
Tabitha:"Smiles".Kinda.
Chandler:"Sees something".Oh my God the air purifier!. Ross's air purifier!.All I heard through 4 years of college was."Makes humming".
Joey:Dude you should've gone out once and a while.
Chandler:I hate this thing!.
Cassius:Come on Chandler Ross is our friend. He needs us right now so why don't you be a grown up and come and watch some TV in the fort!.
A few days later at Chandler,Cassius's and Ross's.Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Me,Cassius and Joey pops our head out of the fort.Joey and Cas are wearing cowboy hats as I wear a cowgirl hat.
Chandler:Well I see you've had a very productive day.Don't you think the cowboy and Cowgirl hats a little much?.
Ross pops up behind us and wearing an Indian headdress.
Ross:Come on it's fun!.
Chandler:All right!.
Chandler joins us in the fort and comes up putting on a bonnet.
Chandler:Isn't this a woman's hat?.
Cassius:Dude stop talking crazy and make us some tea!.
Chandler does so and I put my arm around my husband's waist.
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-November 20th 1998-
At Monica and Rachel's everyone has just finished Thanksgiving dinner and are groaning over their fullness.
Rachel:Oh Monica that was the best Thanksgiving dinner ever!.I think you killed us.
Ross:I couldn't possibly eat another bite.
Joey:I need something sweet.
Phoebe:Does anyone wanna watch TV?.
All:Yeah sure.
Phoebe starts pushing the power button on the remote but it's not facing the TV so it doesn't work.
Phoebe:Monica your remote doesn't work.
Monica:Phoebe you have to lift it and point.
Phoebe:Oh.Aw forget it.
Rachel:Yeah you know what we should all do?.We should play that game where everyone says one thing that they're thankful for.
Cassius:Ooh,ooh i-I am thankful for this beautiful fall we've been having.
Monica:That's very nice.
Chandler:That's sweet Cas.
Cassius:Yeah the other day I was at the bus-stop and this lovely fall breeze came in out of nowhere and blew this chick's skirt right up.Oh!.Which reminds me I'm also thankful for thongs.
Cassius starts going on a rant about them and what a wonder they are.
Cassius:I mean it's not so much an underpant as it is a feat of engineering.I mean it's amazing how much they can do with so little material!.And the way they play with your mind!.Is it there?.Is it not there?.
Chandler:Are you aware that you're still talking?.
Monica:Is anyone thankful for anything else besides a thong?.
Joey:I am thankful for my wife.
Tabitha:"Chuckles". You always say that but thank you.
Ross:Huh I don't know what to pick.Am I more thankful for my divorce or my eviction?.Hm.
Phoebe:Wow!.See and I didn't think you'd be able to come up with anything.
Ross:I'm sorry.It's just that this is the worse Thanksgiving ever.
Chandler:No,no,no!.I am the king of bad Thanksgivings.You can't just swoop in here with your bad marriage and take that away from me.
Rachel:Oh you're not gonna tell the whole story about how your parents got divorced again are you?.
Ross:Oh God no.
Joey:Oh come on!.I wanna hear it!.It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without Chandler bumming us out!.
Chandler:It's a tradition like the parade.If the parade decided it was gay moved out and abandoned its entire family.