-May 16th 1997-
At the Beach it’s raining cats and dogs as the we arrive.Chandler and Monica are taking shelter under Rachel’s hat.
Ross:Go,go,go!.
Rachel:Oh yeah now everybody wants to be under this hat!.
We get inside and notice the floor is covered in sand.
Phoebe:Oy!.
Monica:What’s with all this sand?.
VMonica picks up a handful of sand off of the floor.
Phoebe:Oh yeah Bob said there might be flood damage.
Tabitha:Yeah either that or he has a really big cat.
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Later at The beach house it’s still raining. Chandler is building a sand castle while Rachel is doing Monica’s nails and we’re all drinking margaritas while bored.
Rachel:"To Monica".All done!.
Monica:Aww thank you.
Rachel:Okay who’s next?!.
Rachel looks around the room and stops when she comes to Ross.
Ross:No-o-o!...No way!.
Rachel:Come on please?!.I’m bored!.You let me do it once before.
Ross gives me and Joey a look and we give Chandler a look who gives us a Oh my God. look back.
Ross:Yeah well if ah if that’s the rule this weekend...
Rachel gets up.
Ross:No!.
Rachel:Yes!.
Ross:Get away!.
Rachel:Just once!.
Ross:Stay away!.
Rachel:Take it like a man Ross!.
Ross gets up and starts to run away from her.
Ross:No!.
In his escape attempt he crushes Chandler’s sand castle.
Ross:No!.
Rachel:Oh come on!.
Chandler:Big bullies!.
Ross dives over the couch and Rachel goes the other way and lands up top of him.
Ross:Ow!.Ow!.Oh no-no-no!.
I look to my fiance Joey and I smirk as he see's me and I lean in closer to his ear.
Tabitha:"Whispers".I know of a way to take your boredom away.
At that moment Phoebe enters the beach house.
Phoebe:Oh hey!.
Chandler:Hey!.
Ross:Hey!.
Phoebe:Oh so how are we doing?.
Chandler:Bored and bored!.
Tabitha:"Whispers to Joey".Hey you know what naked card game is never boring?.
Joey:"Whispers to Tabitha".I think I like where this is going.
Monica:"To Phoebe".So what’s Phoebe like?.
Phoebe:I’m kind,caring and sweet.What’s Monica like?.
Monica:Ah no the other Phoebe the one you went to go see.
Phoebe:Oh I think she knows where my Dad is.
Joey:What?.
Rachel:Really?!.
Monica:Oh well where is he?!.
Phoebe:She was acting she was pretending like she hasn’t heard from him on years but I found this picture on her fridge and look!."Shows Monica".Isn’t this what he would look like now?.
Monica:"Gasps".Totally familiar.
Phoebe shows the rest of us the photo.
Rachel:Oh yeah.
The Guys:Yeah!
Monica:Well why would she lie to you?.
Phoebe:I don’t know but we’re having dinner tomorrow night so I figured she’s gonna tell me then.You know maybe she just wanted to give him time to buy me presents I don’t know!.So you’re all bored?.
Everyone:Oh!.
Chandler:Yes!.
Phoebe:All right I’m gonna close my eyes and point to someone and you whoever I point has to come up with something fun for us to do, and we have to do it.
Chandler:Okay all right.
Phoebe:Okay.
Me and Joey grab hands and start to leave to our room and he yells out.
Joey:Fan out!,Fan out!.
They do so and Phoebe gets in the middle closes her eyes and starts spinning in a circle.
Phoebe:Okay.Oh you know we could just do this."Stops at Chandler".
Me and Joey sneak off to the our room to play a game of strip poker.
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-May 17th 1997-
Me and Joey enter the kitchen as Rachel follows behind us.
Rachel:Well!.Is everybody else having just the best time?!.
Me and Joey smirk at eachother and nod.
Rachel:Well I assume the ah happy couple isn’t up yet.Did you guys hear them last night?.
Chandler:Oh yeah I don’t know what they were doing but at one point sea turtles actually came up to the house.
Ross and Bonnie enter the kitchen.
Ross:Good morning.
Everyone:Hey.
Bonnie:Hey!.How did everybody sleep?.
Rachel:Oh great.
Monica:Like a log.
Ross,Bonnie:Us too.
Rachel:I’m going for a walk.
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Later that night at The beach house Phoebe is hanging up the phone and gently pushes one of the stools over.
Joey:What’s the matter Pheebs?.
Phoebe#She cancelled!.My namesake cancelled on me!.
Tabitha:What?!.
Phoebe:Yeah she clamed she had to go out of town suddenly.She’s avoiding me,she doesn’t want to tell me where my Father is. She knows and she won’t tell me.
Rachel:Aww Pheebs that sucks!.
Phoebe:Yeah well don’t Aww Pheebs,that sucks! me yet."Starts to leave".
Chandler:Where ya going?.
Phoebe:Well she’s out of town so there’s gotta be something in her house that tells me where my Father is.
Ross:Uh Pheebs some people call that breaking and entering.
Phoebe:Well are any of those people here?!.
Everyone:Oh,no!,No,no!.
Phoebe:Okay look.I-I-I do something nice okay?.I’ll-I’ll fill her ice trays.
Phoebe leaves just as Bonnie comes down the stairs bald.
Bonnie:Hey everybody!.
Everyone:Wow!.
We all say that in shock and horror.
Ross:Wh-haa-haa!.Look whatcha did!.
I see Rachel has her hand over her mouth to keep from laughing.
Bonnie#You wanna touch it?.
Ross:No but it,but it’s great.
Bonnie:Come on touch it!.
Ross:Okay."Gently touches it".You can feel all the bones in your skull.
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Later that night outside the beach house Ross is tellingMe, Joey and Chandler about an incident with Rachel tonight.
Joey:I’m telling ya you guys are totally getting back together!.
Ross:That’s not true!.Her,she doesn’t even know what she wants!.Rachel’s still mad about the whole thing.
Chandler:Okay then you gotta back away all right?.You don’t need that kind’ve hurt. Take it from a guy who’s never had a long term relationship......
Ross:I know but ah!.I really wanna go up there and finish that kiss!.
Bonnie comes back from her swim.
Bonnie:Hey!.
Chandler:Ah!."Steps away from her".
Bonnie:You guys the water’s great.You should really go in.
Chandler:Oh ah no thanks I just had an M&M.
Bonnie:Okay well g’night.
Ross:Good night.
Bonnie:"Kisses Ross".Don’t be too long.
Ross:Okie dokie!.
Bonnie leaves.
Chandler:There is not one hair on that head.
Ross:Hey it’ll grow back right?.And s-she’s really fun and she’s cool,a-and I’m finally moving on.You know?.I mean getting over Rachel was so."Makes a nasal sound".You know?,You know and I’m finally feeling sane again.And now if I go up there a-and I kiss her and God I wanna kiss her a-and-and it doesn’t work out right?.Do I really wanna put myself through that again?.
Tabitha:I'm afraid only you can answer that.
Joey:Tabbys right.