-May 11th 1995-
Ross gets news that Carol is in labor and me and Ross are in the hallway and Ross is eagerly waiting for the others to get ready to go to the hospital.
Ross:Monica let's go.Come on now people woman in labor.
Chandler leaves from his and Joey's out apartment doing a little dance.
Chandler:"Dancing".Hey Ross,Tabitha look what I've got going here.
Ross:Yeah save it for the cab okay.
Rachel comes out from her and Monica's apartment with a mirror and a lipstick in her hands.
Ross:What are you doing?.We're going to a hospital.
Rachel:What so I can't look nice?.There might be doctors there.
Ross:Joey get out of the fridge.
Joey:All right,all right."Leaves the apartment with a huge sandwich in his hand".
Ross:What is that?
Looking at the sandwich.
Tabitha:"Sarcastically".A sandwich never see one before?.
Chandler:"Laughs"
Joey:For the ride.
Chandler:Yeah like in a cab...
Ross:Save it.
Chandler:Okay hating this.
Ross:Monica come on now.Let's go baby coming.
Monica enters the hallway from Her and Rachel's apartment crying.
Monica:I can't belive it I'm gonna be an aunt.I'm gonna have like a nephew.
Tabitha:We are gonna have a nephew."Smiles".
Ross:That's nice.Get out Let's go come on.
Joey:All right I'm going.I'm going.
We all begin to go down the stairs but Ross turns around standing in shock and Me and the others also turn around to get him.
Chandler:Here we go,here we go.
Tabitha:Rossie,Rossie.
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At the hospital Me,Ross,Rachel,Chandler, Joey and Monica are in the waiting room waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive.
Ross:She's not here yet.She's not here.She's having my baby and she's not here.
Monica:I'm sure everything's fine.Has her water broke yet?.
Ross:I don't know but when I spoke to her, she said she had already passed the mucus plug.
Joey makes a sound of disgust.
Joey:Do we have to know about that?.
Monica:Joey, what are you gonna do when you have a baby?.
Joey:I'm gonna be in the waiting room, handing out cigars.
Chandler:Yes Joey's made arrangements to have his baby in a movie from the 50's.
Ross:God I don't believe this.She could be giving birth in the cab.
Rachel:Oh Ross relax.It's probably like two dollars for the first contraction and then fifty cents for each additional contraction.
Everyone looks at Rachel after her restless comment.
Rachel:What it's ok when Chandler does it?.
Chandler:You have to pick your moments.
Phoebe arrives in the room with a guitar in hand.
Phoebe:Did I miss it,Did I miss it?.
Ross:She's not even here yet.
Tabitha:What's with the guitar?.
Phoebe:I just thought we might be here for awhile.You know things might get musical.
Carol and Susan finally arrive.
Ross:"To Carol".Where the hell have you been?.
Susan:We stopped at the gift shop.
Carol:I was looking at stuffed animals and Susan wanted a Chunky.
Ross:Susan wanted a Chunky.We're having a baby ok a baby you don't stop for Chunkys.
Chandler:I used to have that bumper sticker.
Everyone looks amused by Chandler's comment.
Chandler:"To Rachel".You see what I mean.
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Phoebe is playing a song or Me,Chandler, Monica and Ross.
Phoebe:"Singing".They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch,And soon they'll grow up and resent you so much.Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why,You cry and you cry and you cry.And you cry and you cry and you cry...
Ross gives Phoebe a dollar bill.
Phoebe:Thanks Ross.
Ross:Yeah.I'm paying you to stop.
Phoebe:Ok.
A woman passes by carrying newborn twins.
Phoebe:Oh look twins.Hi guys.Oh cute,cute.
Monica:No fair.I don't even have one.How come they get two?.
Chandler:You'll get one.
Monica:Oh yeah?.When?.
Chandler:All right.I'll tell you what.When we're 40 if neither one of us are married what do you say you and I get together and have one?.
Monica:Why won't I be married when I'm 40?.
Chandler:Oh, no,no.I just meant hypothetically.
Monica:Ok hypothetically why won't I be married when I'm 40?.
Chandler:No,no,no.
Monica:What is it?.Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me?.
Chandler:Uh,uh.
Monica:Well?.
Chandler:Dear God!.This parachute is a knapsack!.
Chandler throws himself over the back of the chair he was sitting in as Rachel enters the room in a formal dress.
Rachel:Hey.
Phoebe:Hey.Ooh look at you dressy-dress.
Tabitha:Did you go home and change?.
Rachel:Yeah well it's an important day.I wanna look nice.Um has uh Dr.Franzblau been by?.
Monica:No I haven't seen him.
Rachel:Well where is he?.He is supposed to be here...What if the baby needs him?.
Chandler:Rachel what is the deal with you and doctors anyway?.Was like your father a doctor?
Rachel:Yeah why?.
Chandler:No reason."Turns around".
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We are in Carol's Room and she is ready to give birth.Everyone is here except for Phoebe,Ross and Susan.
Carol:Where are they?.
Monica:I'm sure they'll be here soon.
Rachel:Yeah honey they wouldn't miss this.
Joey:Relax.You're only at nine centimeters. And the baby's at zero station.
Chandler:"To Joey".You are really frightening me.
Carol suddenly screams in pain and grabs Chandler by the shirt.
Chandler:Somebody wanna help me trying to rip out my heart.
We pull her hand off of him.
Chandler:Uh that's great."Looking around". Anybody seen a nipple?.
Dr.Franzblau:All right ten centimeters here we go.
???:All right honey time to start pushing.
Carol:But they're not here yet!.
Dr.Franzblau:I'm sorry I can't tell the baby to wait for them.
Carol:Oh god.
Soon in Carol's Room Ross and Susan rush in.
Everyone:Push,push!.
Ross:We're here!.
Carol:Where have you been?.
Ross:Long story honey.
Dr.Franzblau:All right Carol I need you to keep pushing.I need-
He reaches for an instrument which Rachel's hand is on.
Dr.Franzblau:Excuse me could I have this?.
???:All right,all right there's a few too many people in this room and there's about to be one more so anybody who's not an ex-husband or a lesbian life partner out you go!.
Everyone:Good luck!.
We all head for the door.
Chandler:"To nurse".Let me ask you do you have to be Carol's lesbian life partner?.
???:Out!.
After a long while we are able to go in to see my nephew.Monica opens the door.
Monica:Hi.
Ross:Hey.
Tabitha:Can we come in?.
Ross nods and we all enter.
Ross:"To baby".I know,I know.Everybody there's someone I'd like you to meet.Yeah. This is Ben.Ben this is everybody.
Phoebe:Susan he looks just like you.
Susan:Thanks.
Rachel:Oh god I can't believe one of us actually has one of these.
Chandler:I know I still am one of these.
I laugh at Chandler's comment.
Monica:Ross can I?.
Ross hand's Ben to Monica and she holds him.
Ross:The head,The head.You gotta...
Monica:"Getting teary eyed".Hi Ben.Hi.I'm your Aunt Monica.Yes I am.I'm your Aunt Monica.I-I will always have gum.
I smile at little Ben and I begin to become teary eyed myself...I then realise I want to be a mother one day.