-May 3rd 1995-
Me,Joey and Ross are together at Central Perk.
Joey:Would you let it go Ross.It was just a dream.It doesn't mean...
Ross's beeper goes off.
Ross:Oh,oh.Oh,oh.Oh this is it.Oh my god it's baby time.Baby time.
Ross freaks out.
Joey:All right relax,relax.
Tabitha:Just relax,just relax.
Joey:Be cool,be cool.
Ross dials a number on his cell phone.
Ross:"Into phone".Yeah hi I was just beeped...No Andre is not here."To Joey,Tabitha".Third time today."Into phone". Yes I'm sure...No sir.I don't perform those kind of services.
Joey:Services?.
Ross gives Joey a look.
Joey:Oh services.
Ross:"Into phone".Yeah you want 55-JUMBO.Yeah, that's right.That's right JUMBO with a U sir...No belive me you don't want me.Judging by his number I'd be a huge disappointment...All rightie bye bye.
Phoebe and Chandler enter Central Perk together.
Joey:Hey,hey.How was the first day?.
Phoebe:Oh exellent.Everyone was so,so nice.
Chandler:See it pays to know the man who wears my shoes.
Joey and Ross give Chandler a look.
Chandler:Me.
Phoebe:No I didn't tell anybody that I knew you.
Chandler:Why not?.
Phoebe:Oh because you know...they don't like you.
Chandler:What?!.
Phoebe:I thought you knew that.
Chandler:No.Who doesn't they like me?.
Phoebe:Everyone.Except for uh...no everyone.
Chandler:What are you talking about?.
Phoebe:Don't feel bad.You know they used to like you a lot.But then you got promoted and you know now you're like Mr.Boss Man.You know Mr.Bing.Mr. Bing,Boss Man Bing.
Me,Joey and Ross laugh at that.
Chandler:I can't belive it.
Phoebe:Yeah,yeah.They even do you.
Chandler:They do me?.
Phoebe:You know like...uh okay...uh...Could that report be any later?.
Joey and Ross laugh at that.
Chandler:I don't sound like that.
Ross:Oh,oh Chandler...
Joey:Oh...Yeah you do.
Tabitha:The hills were alive with the sound of music.
Me,Phoebe,Joey and Ross laugh.
Joey:"Reaches for his scones".My scones.
Phoebe,Joey,Ross:My scones."Laugh".
Chandler:Okay I don't sound like that.That is so not true.
Joey and I laugh.
Chandler:That is so not...That is so not... That...Oh shut up!.
Me,Phoebe,Joey and Ross laugh...Later we are at Monica and Rachel's and everyone exept Monica is here.
Ross:"Into phone"Okay Andre should be there in like 45 minutes.All rightie bye bye."To Pheobe".Just easier that way.
Chandler:Oh come on.You told me about the last dream.
Rachel:No forget it.
Chandler:Oh why not.Was I doing anything particularly...saucy?.
Rachel:All right fine.Um you were not the only one there.
I look to see Ross who's listening very carefully.
Rachel:Joey was there too.
Joey:All right."Moves closer".
I hit the back of Joey's head and he glares at me.
Ross:Was there...uh,huh,huh,huh... anybody,anybody else there?.
Rachel:No.
Ross:You're sure?.Nobody uh handed out uh mints or anything?.
Rachel:No it was just the three of us.
Ross:Huh.
Joey:So tell me.Was it like You and Chandler and then You and Me or You and Me and Chandler?.
Rachel:"Laughs".You know what?.
Joey:What?.
Rachel:There were times when it wasn't even me.
Chandler and Joey laugh until they look at each other and in horror.And I laugh.
Phoebe:That is so sweet you guys."Hugs them".
Monica enters he apartment wearing a walkman.
Ross,Rachel,Phoebe:Hey Mon.
Rachel:Mon,Ethan called again.Mon?.
Everyone:"Yelling" Mon!.
Monica takes of her walkman and looks at us.
Monica:What?.
Rachel:Ethan called again.
Monica:Oh.
Ross:Are you not seeing him anymore?.
Monica:No.You know sometimes just things doesn't work out.
Chandler:And this has nothing to do with the fact that he needs a note to get out of gym.
Monica stares at Rachel
Rachel:I,I didn't say any...I-I did not say anything I swear.He stopped by.
Joey:Listen the next time you talk to him can you ask him which one the strongest Power Ranger is?.
Ross and Chandler laugh.
Ross:Oh yeah.
Monica:Ha,ha,ha oh my life is just so amusing.Could we drop it now?.
Joey,Chandler,Ross:Sorry.
Ross:It's morphin time!.
Joey:Stegosaurus!.
Chandler:Tyrannosaurus!.
The men all cross they're arms like the Power Rangers and i laugh.
Phoebe:Ooh,oh I've gotta go."Gets up".Whoa oh head rush.One more and then I have to go."Sits down and gets up again".Cool!.
Rachel:Where are you going?.
Phoebe:Um oh I've got a birthday party with some work people.
Chandler:Work people?.Nobody told me.
Phoebe:No I know.That's a part of the whole you know, them not liking you extravaganza.
Chandler:You know I don't get this.A month ago these people were my friends.You know just because I'm in charge doesn't mean I'm a different person.
Phoebe:Well then you should come tonight. You know just hang out with them.Let them see what a great guy you still are.
Chandler:You think I should?.
Phoebe:I really do yeah.
Chandler:Okay.
Phoebe:Okay.
Chandler:Okay.
Phoebe:Oh but could we not go together?.I-I don't wanna be the geek that invited the boss.
Later everyone exept Phoebe and Chandler is at Central Perk.Ross's beeper goes off and everyone but him reacts to it.
Monica:Aren't you gonna...
Ross:Oh Carol and I have a new system.If she punches in 911 it means she's having a baby otherwise I just ignore it.
Tabitha:What about Andre?.
Ross:Oh well this morning he got a call from..."To Monica,Tabitha".Who I think was our cousin Nathan and frankly it was a little more than I needed to know.
We watch as Ethan enters the shop.
Ethan:Hey.
Monica:That was gonna be my opener.
Rachel:Hey did you guys check out those new hand dryers in the bathroom?.
Ross:I thought that was just a rumour.
Rachel:True story.
Joey:They're here already?.
Tabitha:Really?.
Me,Rachel,Ross and Joey go to the bathroom....Soon we come back to discover Monica and Ethan aren't finished talking to each other yet.
Ross:Are you're hands still wet?.
Joey:Uh moist yeah.
Rachel:Let's dry em again.
Tabitha:Yeah.
We go to the bathroom again.