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𝙊𝙘𝙩𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧 13, 2019
𝙷𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚕𝚢. 𝙴𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜 𝚖𝚎 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎. 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚖𝚝𝚑 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝚜𝚕𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚓𝚊𝚠, 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚎 𝚖𝚎𝚕𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚝𝚎.
𝙸 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘𝚞𝚌𝚑. 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚞𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚐𝚕𝚘𝚠 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚌𝚛𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚕 𝚋𝚊𝚕𝚕. 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚋𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚣𝚎 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚞𝚜 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚜 𝚍𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚜.
𝙷𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚘𝚏𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚙𝚜 𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚣𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚜. 𝙷𝚎 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚠𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚔𝚒𝚜𝚜.
𝙰 𝚔𝚒𝚜𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝 𝚊 𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚢...
I hate my life. I can't believe I sat here and read a whole fanfic about this nerdy girl falling in love with this popular boy on a Friday night wishing that was me while all my friends are out having the time of their life.
But me being me couldn't go because Richie gave me food poisoning! I hate him! How could he give me food poisoning!!!!
Me and the losers could of been hanging out at the party together. I could of seen Bills decent looking face, but fucking Richie had to feed me his ass nasty cookies he made for Eddie because he wanted me to try it first to see if it was good.
"Stan come get your soup", my Dad yells from down stairs. "Coming", I yell. I urgently run down stairs to get my soup. "Shit shit shit! It's hot", I shake my hand in pain. "Be careful! I don't want you burning your hands off", he rolls his eyes.
"Sorry I'll be careful next time."
I carry my soup to the dinning table. Once I settle myself down in my chair I start eating my soup. All of a sudden my phone starts ringing like crazy.
I look over at who's calling me and it's the one and only trashmouth! That's why I'm disclining his ass.
For the past several minutes I've been disclinining Richie, but he keeps calling. At this point if I hear my phone go off one more time I might just break the fucking table.
Bold Stan italic Richie
Hey Stanny....
You've been disclining me for like a few minutes...what's going on?
The reason I've been disclining you is because I don't want to fucking talk to you!
Ouch! Your still mad about the whole food poisoning thing?
YES!
That was so last year...
Last year!?! This was three days ago!!!
Basically last year.
But since your so mad about some shit that happened last year-
Three days ago
Ya ya whatever
I'll buy you some pancakes when you come back to school on Monday. How bout that?
With extra butter on top?
Yes anything for you my love
Fin-
Wait I have to go someone is trying to break into the fucking bathroom. This shit is occupied!!! Back the fuck up!!!
Back up!!!
BACK UP!!!!!
BACK U-
𝘾𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙙
What the fuck?!? Hopefully Richies okay...
Just kidding!
𝙃𝙚𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙛𝙛 𝙙𝙚𝙖𝙙
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𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙣 "𝙘𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙢𝙨" 𝙝𝙚'𝙨 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝘽𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙞𝙨 𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙣 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚.....
𝘽𝙖𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙤𝙛𝙛 𝙤𝙛 "𝙄𝙢 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚" 𝙗𝙮 𝙆𝙚𝙡𝙨𝙚𝙮 𝙇𝙪 (10𝙘𝙘)