Oh look, its another "oneshots you never expected but they're here anyway so you might as well read them"
P.S.: pls don't bully me im still working on hella oneshots and my headass just cant seem to focus on one at a time, so have these two while im working on them.
P.S.P.S: I have no knowledge of this character whatsoever and I'm only writing it because of a sketch by Hews that I saw on twitter that had me actin up so im sorry if its bad 😔
also its 1 am rn and imma go sleep now gn
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Y/N: "Good afternoon Miss Uzaki, is Hana here?"
Tsuki: "She isn't here right now, but please, you're more than welcome to wait for her inside."
Y/N: "Thank you."
A MISUNDERSTANDING LATER
Y/N: "Miss Uzaki?!"
Tsuki: "Don't worry, it'll be quick. My daughter won't know and I'll be done before she comes home."
Last week you met your best friend's mom, Tsuki Uzaki, who took a liking to you for some strange reason and was probably more kind to you than she was to her daughter. And now, she's giving you a titjob.
Tsuki: "I saw you staring at my breasts and I thought you—"
Y/N: "I was staring at the cat..."
Tsuki: "O-Oh. Well, since I'm already here."
Y/N - She's not stopping!
While your erect cock was being hugged by Tsuki's huge breasts, Tsuki was gently licking and kissing the tip, looking up at you every now and then to make sure she was doing a good job.
Tsuki: "I don't even do this with my own husband because of his tiny dick, so I hope you like it."
Her eyes opened slightly when she started sucking on the tip of your cock, twirling her tongue around the tip while her boobs slightly moved up and down. She kept this up for a while, even letting out quiet moans and noises that could have made anyone give in almost instantly. But you were different, so you were going to last a while.
Tsuki: "You're not done yet? Oh well, guess I'll try something else."
Still facing you, Tsuki stood up and pulled down her pants along with her panties, showing you her pussy which you never thought you would see. Thank the cat gods you weren't dating Hana, or else this would feel a lot more wrong than it already is.
Tsuki: "Stay still now..."
Tsuki sat on you, slowly going down on your dick and trying to get used to the shape of it as it entered her. The feeling was like anything you've ever experienced before. With Tsuki's weight, it felt really nice having her on top of you.
You surprised her by fucking her at a fast pace, wrapping your arms around her waist as your dick couldn't stop enjoying Tsuki's pussy.
Tsuki: "Oh my, you're so energetic. No wonder my daughter has a crush on you."
Y/N: "Wait, she what—?"
Before you could say anything else, Tsuki grabbed one of her boobs and put the nipple in your mouth, taking advantage of the moment to feel even better. You started sucking and licking the nipple as you thrusted roughly into your best friend's mom.
Tsuki: "You can do it, Y/N..."
Y/N: "Mmmm..."
It took a while, and even with you ejaculating all of your white liquid into her, you kept on going in and out, ramming deep into her pussy until you got tired. Once you were done, Tsuki got off of you, sitting next to you on the couch after putting her pants back on. You put your pants back on as well, feeling your face get hot after you realized what you just did.
Tsuki: "That was a wonderful experience. I hope we can continue doing this next week."
Y/N: "S-Sure, Miss Uzaki..."
Tsuki: "Call me Tsuki."
The woman gave off a very comfortable feeling as she smiled, patting her thighs which gave you a pretty good impression about what she wanted you to do. You rested your head on her thicc thighs, feeling great after the sudden sex session with her, and you knew it wouldn't be the last. Only a few seconds had passed and you didn't even realize you had fallen asleep on her thighs...
LATER
Hana: "Wait, did he—?"
Tsuki nods, smiling as she played with your hair while you slept. Hana just arrived home ten minutes later, knowing absolutely nothing about what just happened when she wasn't present, which was good for both you and Tsuki, who only seemed slightly nervous.
Her mom told Hana he just arrived already feeling tired and accidentally fell asleep on her thighs, and she didn't feel like waking him up, so that's why you were there sleeping like a baby.
Hana: "I'll take a picture to show him when he wakes up. His reaction will be priceless!"
Hana Uzaki grabbed her phone and looked for a good angle. Her mom posed for the picture, looking really cute while you simply slept on her thighs, sleeping like you never had before.
Hana: "Got it! Now, we wait!"
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