"Jin please don't" Hoseok whined trying to push a drunk Jin away. "It's a free lap dance though" Jin slurred. "No I don't want it! Go ahead and do it on Namjoon" Hoseok pushed him onto Namjoon.
"Woah woah! I don't want his flat ass all over my face" Namjoon got up from his seat and tried to put Jin in it instead. "Come on Joonie" Jin grabbed the collar of his shirt trying to pull him down on the one-seated couch. "Jin calm down! Can you stop being slutty for once, go to sleep" Namjoon removed his hands from his shirt and stood up.
"But I'm not tired" Jin whined about to stand up but Namjoon pushed him back down "Stay here and close your eyes"
Jin complied and not even a minute later Jin was off to dream land. "Finally!" Namjoon walked to a different one-seated couch and plopped himself in it. "Damn" Jungkook muttered.
"Jin is always like that slutty and horny, Jimin is sensitive and cries over everything and Taehyung is very clingy like a kid" Yoongi explained "Only when they're drunk, thank god it isn't when they're sober" he went on.
"Well they look perfectly fine" Jungkook said watching them by the bar from afar. "For now" Yoongi chugged down a shot making Jungkook gasp "hyung! You can't drink you have to take care of Mr.Park" he snatched the small glass away from him.
"Oh calm down it's just one shot it won't effect me" Yoongi shrugged then got up stretching. "I'm going to the bathroom take care of Jimin for me" Yoongi said before leaving. Jungkook sighed and leaned back onto the couch watching Jimin and Taehyung. "You should bring them over here it's much safer" Namjoon suggested.
Jungkook nodded and stood up "I'll go with you" Hoseok also stood up and followed Jungkook to the bar. "Mr.Kim and Mr.Park you guys should come over and sit with us" Jungkook suggested. "No!" Jimin stomped his foot. "Oh god he's drunk, come on Jimin" Hoseok said pulling Jimin's arm.
"I said no! No means no!" Jimin shouted getting a couple others attention. "Is there a problem over here?" The bartender asked. "No, we're just getting-" Hoseok started but was cut off.
"Yes! They want me to go with them but I don't! They're trying to kidnapped me" Jimin started to cry. Hoseok sighed "Jimin please, get up come on" Hoseok said trying to stand Jimin up. "No!!!" Jimin pushed him away.
"I think you guys should leave them alone if they don't want to go with you" the bartender said. "Yeah what he said" Jimin pushed Hoseok away. "I wanna gooo~" Taehyung slurred standing up stumbling. "Woah careful" Jungkook grabbed his shoulder holding him still.
"Oh thank you" Taehyung smiled softly. "No Taetae these are scary bad men! They will hurt you" Jimin whispered loudly as if no one could hear him. Hoseok rolled his eyes and pulled Jimin out of the chair, Jimin started to scream and kick Hoseok away "STAY AWAY FROM ME MONSTER!!" He started to cry again. "Holy shit man, you act like you don't know me damn" Hoseok bent down and picked Jimin up. "I don't!! Someone please help me" Jimin cried again but even louder.
"Let him go or I'll the cops" the bartender said. "No need for that sir, I'm his bodyguard and this is his best friend" Yoongi approached them grabbing Jimin from Hoseok's hands. "He tends to get sensitive when he's drunk" he went on and put Jimin on his shoulder. "Oh pardon me" the bartender apologized. "It's fine, happens all the time" Yoongi said before walking off with a crying Jimin on his shoulder.
"This is why I can never get fully drunk with these three around" Hoseok pouted "That's okay, maybe someday you should go out by yourself" Jungkook suggested still holding onto Taehyung's shoulders.
"I should but when? Not with this tour going on" Hoseok sighed and left. Jungkook watched him leave until Taehyung started to burp loudly making Jungkook scrunched his nose in disgust. Taehyung giggled turning towards Jungkook. "I want ice cream" he pouted. "Not right now sir, how about I bring you home first?" Jungkook suggested. Taehyung nodded and started to squish Jungkook's cheeks. "You're adorable" he hiccuped. Jungkook blushed at the comment "t-thank you sir"
'Blushing? What's wrong with me' He sighed and took his hands off his cheeks "let's get going shall we?"Jungkook was about to lead him through the crowd but Taehyung didn't move, he shook his head and got behind Jungkook jumping on his back. Jungkook stumbled not expecting the sudden contact and stood up straight. "S-sir" he called out but no answer instead he felt arms being wrapped around his neck and legs wrapped around his waist.
He felt his body go hot and started to sweat. "Start walking" Taehyung said close to his ear. Jungkook flinched but complied and started to walk. "Wait Wait! I'm going to fall hold onto me" Taehyung's hold tighten around Jungkook.
Jungkook gulped and slowly wrapped his fingers around Taehyung's under thigh and pushed him a up a little "Hold me or else I'll fall do you want me to fall and hurt myself?" Taehyung frowned.
"N-no sir, I just don't want you to freak out and fire me" he gulped. "Fire you? You're silly, hurry up and hold me I'm going to fall" Taehyung whined. Jungkook felt Taehyung's body sliding off and he quickly pushed him up again and kept his hands under his thighs.
"Oh strong hands" Taehyung complimented again making Jungkook blush and his body hotter. Jungkook didn't reply and started to walk towards the others.
"Hey Jungkook were going home now, we have a long day tomorrow before the tour" Hoseok informe him, Jungkook nodded. "Goodnight Jungkook" Namjoon smiled holding Jin bridal style. "Night hyung" he replied back and they left. "He won't shut up god!" Yoongi said smacking Jimin's butt.
"Hyung!" Jungkook gasped making Yoongi chuckle "relax he won't remember anything" he said smacking it again making Jimin cry louder. "Why is Mr.Min hitting Chim?" Taehyung whispered sending shivers down Jungkook's spine. "H-He's not hitting him Mr.Kim he's just um patting his butt" He replied.
"Ohhh that's weird, does it hurt?"
"I uh... we should get going sir" He replied and waved at Yoongi before leaving the club. "Mr.Jeon you smell so good" Taehyung slurred in Jungkook's neck. Jungkook gulped blushing "t-thank you"
'Why is he making me feel like this? God I think I'm getting sick'
They both approached Jungkook's car, Jungkook tried to put Taehyung down in order to get his keys but Taehyung just clenched onto him tighter "no no I don't want to get off"
"Sir I have to get my keys"
"No! Walk home instead"
Jungkook chuckled and shook his head "I can't it's too far, come on don't you want ice cream?"
Taehyung nodded and immediately got off. 'Damn, he's not stubborn like he is when he's sober' Jungkook grabbed his keys and turned on the car. He walked towards the passenger side and open the door waiting for his boss to get in. "Sir?"
"What?" He slurred and tried to walk towards Jungkook but tripped over the curve, Jungkook caught him before he could hit the floor. "See! I almost fell because of you! If I was still on your back then maybe I wouldn't have tripped!" Taehyung pouted clenching onto Jungkook's arms.
'Is he mad? Or is he trying to act cute while he's mad?'
"I'm sorry sir, but I caught you see? You're perfectly fine" Jungkook lead him inside the car. "I don't care you big jerk" Taehyung crossed his arms, Jungkook sighed and closed the door, he walked towards the driver side and opened the door.
The moment he opened the door he was met with tears streaming down Taehyung's face. "Sir what's wrong?" Jungkook asked concerned putting on his seatbelt. "I thought you were going to leave me in your car" Taehyung hiccuped.
'Holy shit! He's such a baby what the hell'
He sighed and leaned over to put on Taehyung's seat belt "You're lips look pretty" Taehyung smiled poking his lips completely forgetting he was crying a second ago. Jungkook leaned away panicking "S-sir you shouldn't do that"
'Does he compliment every little thing he sees when he's drunk?'
"Why not? And why didn't you say thank you this time" Taehyung pouted "I wish I had pretty lips like yours, you should be grateful" Taehyung nibble his bottom lip holding in his tears.
"Ah of course, t-thank you sir" he replied starting up the car.
"You're welcome!" Taehyung chirped "Why is the seat so low?" He asked turning around trying to pull the seat up.
"There's a button on the side of the seat" Jungkook pointed without looking since he was too busy pulling out of the club parking lot. "Oh.. woah! That's so cool" Taehyung squealed watching the seat go up.
'What the fuck?'
"Yeah haha make yourself comfortable, maybe go to sleep" Jungkook suggested driving on the highway now.
Taehyung shook his head and made himself comfortable in the seat "I wanna talk to you"
Jungkook's heart raced 'talk to me? But why? And what's wrong with my heart!'
"Y-you should go to sleep" Jungkook suggested again. "So what's your favorite color?" Taehyung asked ignoring him.
"Black, sir what's your address?" Jungkook asked. Taehyung gave him his address and asked another question "What's your favorite animal?"
"Dogs, yours?"
"I like all animals I think they're all cute" Taehyung replied. "What's your favorite taste?"
'What kind of question is that?'
"Favorite taste? I don't know sir, you?"
"I don't have a favorite taste but I like dick!"
Jungkook choked on his spit gripping the steering wheel "oh wait haha!" Taehyung started to laugh "I meant cake" he continued to laugh.
Jungkook let out a sigh 'but wait.. cake and dick don't sound the same' "oh god" Taehyung calmed down and looked over at Jungkook who wasn't smiling one bit. "You didn't think that was funny?" Taehyung asked softly.
"No I did haha" Jungkook faked chuckled hoping Taehyung would believe him, and he did. "I'm so funny!! Okay another question since you're straight I think? Would you ever let a guy kiss you?"
'What the fuck? What's up with these questions? I should turn on the radio and forget he asked that' Jungkook brought this hand up to the radio about to turn it on but Taehyung smacked his hand away. "Don't ignore me! Answer my question" he ordered.
Jungkook sighed but answered anyways "No"
"Why not?"
"Because I'm not gay" he stated. "But what if it was a really really hot guy then would you let him?" Taehyung went on.
"No sir I'm not gay and that's final" he turned the radio on. Taehyung pouted and leaned back into his seat staying quiet for the whole ride.