A/N: This in a short oneshot based off the picture on top. Hope you enjoy! -Alice
You grabbed your demigod safe phone. Leo had built one for everyone, and they were heavenly. You opened your contacts. Oh no....
Piper!!!
For some strange reason, Piper loved changing your contact names.
Butthead, that had to be Percy. Hoot hoot, probably Annabeth. Beautifulness??? Who was that supposed to be?
Your eyes shifted to one contact. Hot crush. How did Piper know? No one knew about your crush on Leo! Guess that's why she was a daughter of Aphrodite. You decided to text the person.
You: Hey who is this? Piper just changed all my contact names...
Hot crush: Who am I?
You: Hot crush...
Hot crush: ... wanna go out with me sometime? BTW, I'm Leo
You: Omgs, yes! Yes, yes yes!
Hot crush: Haha lol just kidding this is Chiron.
You blushed beet red.
You: Umm...
Chiron: Now get to training you little runt.
You scowled and threw the phone across the room. It didn't break (thankfully) but you couldn't have cared less. A centaur needed to be a taught a lesson.
A/N: This pin was too funny not to make into a oneshot soooo... Hope you liked it! -Alice