Nico_nico_Sou: I'm a screamer. Not sexually, just life in general
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uratasama: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a roomba. I want knives taped to me and I want to be set loose
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kiyo_saiore: My diagnosis? Rowdy little scoundrel disorder
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96_neko: Just once in my life, I wanna get up in the morning without going through the full seven stages of grief first
kashitaro_ito: What are the extra two?
96_neko: Denial 2 and Astral Projection
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syounen_t_sako: A spoon is just a small bowl on a stick used to eat from a larger bowl
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Pusu_kun: The amount of time I spend just imagining and reimagining totally made up scenarios in my head has got to be unhealthy
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kiyo_saiore: I think I want my piercing to be through my heart with a wooden stake
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neru_sleep: On a scale of one to ten, how angry are you at me right now?
soraruru: Seven?
neru_sleep: Huh. I can do better than that
soraruru: Please don't
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sen_senra: Nothing better than staying home in my room being ugly in peace
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sakatandao: I just realized it's called deodorant because it de-odors you like it takes away your odor and you're an ant
oO0Eve0Oo: Are you sure about the ant part?
sakatandao: Yeah otherwise they'd just call it deodor. I know what I'm talking about
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soraruru: Truth or dare?
uni_mafumafu: Truth
soraruru: How many hours did you sleep this week?
uni_mafumafu: Dare
soraruru: Go to sleep
uni_mafumafu: I don't like this game
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nqrse: I have so many great ideas!
shima_s2: No fire
nqrse: I have one great idea!
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kashitaro_ito: You think I'd be good at ASMR?
96_neko: I can't even stand you talking normally
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sen_senra: Gay culture is sitting in a chair and immediately finding a way to get your feet off the floor