Me: *Walks through a Groundbridge onto the Nemesis whilst holding a key* Hey everyone, I've been looking forward to doing this dare for a while, I just need a way to convince the victim to do it. *Scratches my arm using the key* Ouch...That should do it.
(At the medical bay with Knock Out)
Me: Hey, Knock Out!
Knock Out: Didn't I tell you to leave?
Me: Yeah...but that was in the past. I was hoping I could borrow your buffer. *Shows him my arm*
Knock Out: *Optics widen* Oh my! Of course, of course. Here. *Hands it to me*
Me: Thanks. *Begins walking away*
Knock Out: Wait a nanosec, what are you doing?
Me: Oh, sorry, I forgot to tell you your dare...
Knock Out: My dare?
Me: Yeah! Did I not say? Anyway, you have a dare from BlueLightWars-85 and it says "I dare Knock Out to not buff himself for a week." *Smirks then walkes away*
Knock Out: *Gets on his knees* No! Please! I need it!
Me: *Closes the door then walks away*
Knock Out: NOOOOOOO!!!!
(A few days later)
Me: *Enters the medical bay whilst holding the buffer* How's it going?
Knock Out: *Transforms his servos into buzzsaws* Stay away from me! I must protect my finish at all costs!
Me: Woah....
Knock Out: You took my buffer away from me, and now I must ensure that I have no need for it. No one will scratch my paint!
Me: Calm down! It's just a bu--
Knock Out: *Points a buzzsaw at me*
Me: *Holds my servos up in surrender as I step back* Okay, okay. I'll be right back in a few....days. *Runs off*
Knock Out: GET BACK HERE WITH MY BUFFER!!!
(After a week)
Me: *Enters the medical bay* Good news, Knock Out, you can have you buffer--
Knock Out: *Snatches it from me*
Me: --back. *Looks confused*
Knock Out: *Shows affections towards it* Oh, I'm so glad to have you back! It's been years since I last held you in my servos.
Me: It was a week.
Knock Out: *Growls*
Me: Alright, I get it. I'll let myself out this time.
Starburst out. *Clicks off*