... Ahaha I'm giving u guys a bisexual panic? UwU OwO
Momo is 173 cm... Jirou is 154 cm...
Jirou: *casually face-plants in Momo's boobs*
Also... usernames:
This house is a fucking nightmare -TI
Aoyama = aoyamama
Mina = Pinky-finger
Asui = One Gay Frog
Iida = Uncle Sonic
Ururaka = Space space-bar
Ojiro = Jirou + o - u
Kaminari = Pikachu
Kirishima = The Rock
Koda = Cute Boi
Sato = Diabetes
Shoji = Octopussy
Jirou = Savage Lesbian #1
Sero = Oranges
Tokoyami = xXEbbonyDarknessXx
Todoroki = Zuko x Elsa
Hagakure = Spy Kids
Bakugou = Bakugay
Midoriya = Bone hurty Juice
Mineta = *dead*
Momo = Sugar Mommy
Hatsume = 707
---let's get this going---
"Hey, you ready to go?" Jirou asked her crush, Momo.
They were going to the mall. Just the two of them. Jirou was a bit disappointed when she realized that this was not a date, even if it seemed like that.
"Yeah, let's go" Momo stood up and they put on their shoes.
They chatted about lots of things when they walked to the train station. About how Kirishima and Bakugou are obvious about their crushes on each other. How Izuku really needed to ask Todoroki because Momo was tired of Todoroki's gay panics.
"So, were do we go first" Momo asked when they entered the mall.
"Hmm, I want ice-cream" Jirou muttered and looked over at a ice-cream stand.
Momo grabbed her hand and Jirou blushed.
"Let's go then" Momo said and smiled brightly. Jirou blushed even more.
"Y-yeah let's"
"What would the lovely couple want?" The ice cream man said when it was their turn to order.
Both Momo and Jirou blushed.
"W-were not a couple" Momo said still blushing.
"Sorry about that, what would you like?" The ice cream man said and blushed a little out of embarrassment.
"Oh- one scoop of strawberry and one scoop of vanilla for me.. what do you want Kyo?" Jirou blushed at the nickname.
"Oh- uhm one chocolate and one salt licorice"
"Coming right up!"
Jirou begun to take out her wallet but Momo was already paying. Jirou pouted. Momo looked over at her an blushed slightly.
They got their ice cream and sat down at an empty table.
SUDDENLY!!!!!
There was a loud crash.
A villain.
The villain looked pretty normal. Not a mutant quirk. He was holding a big bag full of something. Who the fuck robs a jewelry shop in the middle of the day? Apparently this guy.
Momo and Jirou got out of their seats, abandoning their ice cream. They jumped into action, since there was no hero in sight.
The fight was done quickly, Jirou distracting the villain while Momo sneaked up on him creating a pair of handcuffs.
The villain looked at them and smirked. A blast hit them in the backs and they passed out.
---time skipparooooo, ye they woke now---
Jirou groaned and opened her eyes, looking straight up at a white ceiling. She heard beeping.
They were in Recovery girls office, what had happen at the mall?
Jirou sat up. Feeling strange, she was a lot taller. She looked down and saw... huge boobs.
She passed out.
Recovery girl were in the room when Momo woke up.
"Oh, Miss Jirou you're awake" Recovery girl said.
Momo looked over at the bed next to her to see if Jirou also had woken up. She saw her own body.
"I- uhm.. Did I get cloned?" Momo asked but she sounded like Jirou.
Oh- ooooh! Wait- She was in Jirou's body? What? It must have been the second villain's quirk.
"No you did not?" Recovery girl looked confused.
"I'm Momo... I think we swapped bodies?" Momo said unsure.
She heard a groan from the bed beside her. Jirou had woken up (again).
"Huh, it was not a dream" Jirou mumbled.
---time skipparoooo---
This class is a fucking nightmare -TI
707 added 707 to This class is a fucking nightmare -TI
Pikachu: HACKER???
707: What? no lol, It is I! Hatsume!
Uncle Sonic: .... hello Hatsume.
Jirou + o - u: still salty from the sports festival?
Spy kids: Ur one to say that...
707: Anyways... I am here just to deliver one(1) amazing video!
Pikachu: Now I'm interested...
707: lol, I forgot.. YaoMomo and Jirou body swapparooed!
Uncle Sonic: "Swapparooed" Is not a word.
Zuko x Elsa: The most important thing just now is if Momo and Jirou are okay
707: yah, they okay
Pikachu: anyways! the video! we *clap* are *clap* on *clap* a *clap* schedule *clap*
Orange: lol sassy gay
707 sent 1 video to This class is a fucking nightmare -TI
(the video: Jirou waking up (in Momo's body), sitting up and looking down on her boobz and passing out)
The Rock: Bakugou is actually laughing
Pikachu: Thank You, Thank You! Hatsume You are my New fRiEnD!
Savage Lesbian #1 is online
Savage Lesbian #1: ...
Savage Lesbian is offline
Pikachu: Pfff- I her reaction-
--end--
yes I do believe Jirou's fave ice-cream would be licorice
-totalooo