Y'all ever get stuck outside ur house for 20 minutes cuz u forgot ur keys and phone?
---st0ry---
"Kyoka, Stop eating all the cookies! You better have a good explanation" Momo said, irritated by her girlfriends behavior.
".. I'm pregnant?" Jirou said as an lame excuse.
There was a pause.
"Kyo"
"yes?"
"we are both lesbians"
"I could have chea-"
"Are you saying you are cheating on me?"
"NO! I would never!!" Jirou hugged her girlfriend.
"Good"
"Does that mean I'm forgiven for the cookie stealing?"
"No because of that and the pregnant stunt you pulled, you are sleeping on the couch"
"...I have my own dorm room?" Jirou said in confusion.
"doesn't matter, you. are. sleeping. on. the. couch." Momo was punctuation each word with poking Jirou aggressively with her finger.
---time skip brought to you by my uncle sleeping on the couch for the first time yesterday---
"Hey you all-right?" Mina asked Jirou who was making a pillow fort on one of the couches.
"I'm apparently sleeping on the couch" Jirou muttered.
"Why?"
"I ate Momo's cookies then used I'm pregnant as an excuse" Jirou grumbled and climes into her fort.