Rant-Random-Awesomeness

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The way we think
You think i have a dirty mind (Dave)
Randomness!!!!! (Justin)
Our thoughts
Funny fruit jokes (Dave)
Homophobic -Justin
Random outburst that can be heard from me (Dave)
Our goodbye
First rant in a while
Peanut-butter Tacos ^-^
Damn it's been a while!!!!
The Bro code
What movies taught me (Justin)
#15 ......da fauq!?! -Dave
Random shiz
W.O.S (Justin and Dave)
DISCO PARTY!!!!!!!!! ....not really :[ (DAVE)
I'm doing this to cheer me up (Justin)
Funny story -Justin
Are we still funny (Dave&Justin)
HIII!!!! (Dave)
900+ FOLLOWERS!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Birthday Haylee
Banned Part 2
Don't ask just laugh...[David]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TATE!!

Banned (Justin and Dave)

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What's brown and sticky?   A stick

How do you make a tissue dance?      Put a little boogey in it!

did u laugh? huh did ya......hhuuuuhhh   diiiiddd YA!!!? ......no. well....... ok then  -Justin 

did you ever fuck around with people in a public place because, you were simply bored and were a bit of a wise ass? Sure, we all did. Or at least, we all tried. My cousin once took a dump on the street outside my friend Mike’s house and led Mike to believe it was dog shit. Hilarious, right?  Well im going to name all the dumb and funny things me and Justin got banned from doing. (Did he say banned?) yes, yes i did.  -Dave

1. Subway 

so we were at subway just eating until dumbass stole my cookie. he bit it and then said he didn't like it so tossed it in the trash. (He wasnt going to eat it anyway -Dave) I was mad so i thru my tomato at him. (and of course i thru it right back -Dave) so to shorten this up we ended up in a tomatoe fight and got banned from foing in there for six weeks   -Justin

2. (mosty Justin Fucking it up) Music shop

we were getting me new song music sheets and blondie went somewhere because i was being to 'boreing'. about five or so minutes later there was blondie running out the store. i put my sheete music down and followed him. this is exactly what happened

D- what the hell?

J- I broke something so i ran.

D- Did you knock over something?

J- No I broke i triangle 

D- *laughing not beleving him* are you serious?!

J- Oh shit he's coming

*i turn around to see the manager coming over to us.*

M- YOUNG MAN ARE YOU GOING TO PAY FOR THIS!?!

J- sorry it was an accident 

M- well SOMEONES got to pay for it

D- sorry but we don't have the money 

M- Well don't come in this store until u have my money!! *and he walk away*

J-Well we got out of that one

D-How the hell did u brake a triangle?!

J- It just happend

D-.....dumbass blonde *walks to my car*

so advise -never give blondie crap unless you want it broken -Dave

Since we're tired of writing i'm just gonna name them all -Justin

Subway(until next year)

Music store(well...ya know)

Old Country(until next year)

Best Buy(until next year)

Toy's R Us (until next year) I wanted a toy guitar-Dave

Hospital (until next year)

and 1 other but we can't remember what it was -Both

well thats it for now.....you can chat us up if u want to acquaint (haha big word! -Justin) yourself with our awesomeness -Dave

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