uni_mafumafu: Dark therapist, show me illegal coping mechanisms
nqrse: That's your drug dealer
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Nico_nico_Sou: I feel so proud when my friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight
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96_neko: You're a very nice boy, but...
kashitaro_ito: I'm not a boy, I'm a MAN!
96_neko: Well, you're actually a bitch but I was trying to be nice
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Pusu_kun: What are you doing?
neru_sleep: Oh you know, Lord's work
Pusu_kun: But you're Satan
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uratasama: How can you be so oblivious?
luzabs: What?
uratasama: Naruse-kun gave you a note saying "I like you" and you just asked me what that means
luzabs: He could be saying he likes me as a person!
uratasama: First of all, we both know that's not true. Second of all, it said "I like you romantically"
luzabs: It could be a romantic friendship!
uratasama: That doesn't exist!
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syounen_t_sako: If a Cuban man marries a woman from Iceland and they have children, are the children considered icecubes?
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@oO0Eve0Oo entered the chatroom
96_neko: What are boobs but the ass cheeks of the chest?
96_neko: I SAID, WHAT ARE BOOBS BUT THE ASS CHEEKS OF THE CHEST?
oO0Eve0Oo: I KNOW I WAS TRYING TO IGNORE YOU
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kiyo_saiore: How can you be so unfeeling?
soraruru: Years of practice
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kashitaro_ito: Nah bro, you live in a society, I live in a homoerotic Victorian romance novel
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neru_sleep: Soraru-san, have I ever put you in an unsafe situation?
soraruru: All the time
neru_sleep: Then you should be USED TO IT