nqrse: If all you do is angrily masturbate to a picture of another man's money then jizz into your mouth, you effectively combine all 7 deadly sins
kiyo_saiore: Seven deadly sins 100% speedrun (glitchless)
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neru_sleep: Imagine fucking a magician
neru_sleep: And he nut in you
neru_sleep: You freak out
neru_sleep: But then he says sike bitch check your ear
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Nico_nico_Sou: My dad taught me to throw knives to make me straight. Now I know how to suck dick and throw knives
Pusu_kun: AT THE SAME TIME?
oO0Eve0Oo: The scary visual that just gave me cannot be unimagined
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neru_sleep: Hey Mafumafu-kun
uni_mafumafu: Yeah?
neru_sleep: You got a pretty nice face
uni_mafumafu: Thanks?
neru_sleep: And some pretty nice lips
uni_mafumafu: Uh, okay
neru_sleep: It would look amazing sucking Soraru-san's "ahem"
soraruru: POPSICLE!
soraruru: YOU WANT A POPSICLE MAFUMAFU?
uni_mafumafu: What's going on?
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Nico_nico_Sou: I really don't want to write a new song today
oO0Eve0Oo: But you're willing to write a fanfiction with 10,000 words for fun
Nico_nico_Sou: Yeah, well, I can't stretch those lyrics by adding a gratuitous hand job
96_neko: Not with that attitude you can't
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Pusu_kun: Gay sex is a sin but so is premarital sex so if you have gay premarital sex the sins cancel out
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syounen_t_sako: What is your favorite moan to hear during sex?
kiyo_saiore: "Yes" or "deeper" or a combination of the two
nqrse: Y E E P E R
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neru_sleep: I don't do blowjobs, I do brojobs
luzabs: Get out
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shima_s2: Alright so there's only one bed in my house right now
sen_senra: What about the guest room bed?
shima_s2: No can do, there are no sheets left I washed all of them. So tonight you should have the bed
sen_senra: No, no, it's your house, man. You should get it
shima_s2: You're younger that means you get it!
sen_senra: I'm fine on the floor!
shima_s2: JUST TAKE THE DAMN BED
uratasama: And they were bedmates
sakatandao: Oh my God they were bedmates
shima_s2: Shut up both of you
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_amatsuki_: I'm gonna kill someone
kashitaro_ito: Whoa, easy big man
96_neko: Yeah, he's a big man alright
kashitaro_ito: We already had this discussion
96_neko: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
_amatsuki_: Neko-san, please