The Legendary Book Of Oneshot...

By DanteTheMaker

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PRESENT DAY STATEMENT: This book was written when I was incredibly young, inexperienced, and stupid, and the... More

⚠️ VOLUME 2: THE SEQUEL ⚠️
⚠️(Announcement) The End Of The Legendary Book Of Oneshots
(CLOSED) What You May Find In This Book/Request Page:
(CLOSED) Request Reboot, New Rules, And A Note
(CLOSED) Requests Are Open :)
~~~~BUNNY GIRL SENPAI~~~~
Nocturne - Rio Futaba X Reader (Bunny Girl Senpai) (Req)
Oh, Love Me - Mai Sakurajima X Reader (Bunny-Senpai) (Req)
~~~~DANGANRONPA~~~~
🍋 Achievement Unlocked! - Chiaki Nanami X Male Reader (Danganronpa) (Req)
~~~~DEMON SLAYER~~~~
Little Demon - Nezuko Kamado x Reader (Demon Slayer)
Under The Moonlight - Shinobu Kocho x Male Reader (Demon Slayer)
Successor - Kanae Kocho X Reader (Demon Slayer) (Req)
🍋Passionate Encounter - Mitsuri Kanroji X Male Reader (Demon Slayer) (+18) (Req)
~~~~ FUUKA! ~~~~
Childish Love - Fuuka Akitsuki X Reader (Fuuka!) (Req)
Childish Love Pt. 2 - Fuuka Akitsuki X Reader (Fuuka!) (Req)
~~~~ GENSHIN IMPACT ~~~~
My Homie Guoba - Xiangling X Reader (Genshin Impact)
Butterfly - Sucrose X Reader (Genshin Impact)
🍋 Private Lesson - Lisa Minci X Male Reader (Genshin Impact) (Req) (+18)
Crimson, With Love - Amber X Reader (Genshin Impact)
Not So Bad - Mona Megistus X Reader (Genshin Impact)
Liebe und Prinzessin - Fischl X Reader (Genshin Impact)
About A Girl - Keqing X Reader (Genshin Impact)
~~~~HELLTAKER~~~~
🍋 1. H*nd H*lding - Modeus X Male Reader (Helltaker) (+18)
🍋 2. Sleep F*cking - Pandemonica X Male Reader (Helltaker) (+18)
🍋 3. Blind Love - Justice X Male Reader (Helltaker) (+18)
🍋 4. Three Girls Are Better Than One - Cerberus X Male Reader (Helltaker) (+18)
🍋 5. The Demon That Needs Love - Lucifer X Male Reader (Helltaker) (+18)
🍋 6. Multiplayer Fun - Malina X Male Reader (Helltaker) (+18)
🍋 7. One Cigarette A Day... - Zdrada X Male Reader (Helltaker) (+18)
🍋 8. Gone Soft - Judgement X Male Reader (Helltaker) (+18)
🍋 9. Her Doomsday - Azazel X Male Reader (Helltaker) (+18)
🍋 [SECRET ENDING] Apropos - Beelzebub X Male Reader (Helltaker) (+18)
🍋 Quick-N-Swift - The Police X Male Reader (Helltaker) (+18!)
~~~~ HITORI BOCCHI ~~~~
Tiny Mess - Bocchi Hitori X Male Reader (Hitori Bocchi) (Req)
Unfortunate Circumstances - Aru Honshou X Reader (Hitori Bocchi) (Req)
~~~~ HOLOLIVE EN ~~~~
A Nice Life - Gura Gawr X Reader (Hololive EN - Gen 1) (Req)
Unexpected - Amelia Watson X Reader (Hololive EN - Gen 1)
[Un]Lucky - Ina'nis Ninomae X Reader (Hololive EN - Gen 1)
~~~ KANOJO, OKARISHIMASU ~~~
Rental No More - Chizuru Ichinose X Reader (Kanojo, Okarishimasu)
Rental No More Pt. 2 - Chizuru Ichinose X Reader (Kanojo, Okarishimasu) (Req)
Metro Talk - Ruka Sarashina X Reader (Kanojo, Okarishimasu) (Req)
Redemption - Mami Nanami X Reader (Kanojo, Okarishimasu) (Req)
Redemption [Part 2] - Mami Nanami X Reader (Kanojo, Okarishimasu) (Req)
And I Love Her - Sumi Sakurasawa X Reader (Kanojo, Okarishimasu) (Req)
~~~~KATEKYO HITMAN REBORN!~~~~
🍋 Just Us - Bluebell X Male Reader (KHR) (+18) (Req)
Sleeping Well - Haru Miura X Male Reader (KHR) (Req)
Stargazing - Chrome Dokuro X Male Reader (KHR) (Req)
~~~~K-ON~~~~
Metal - Yui Hirasawa X Reader (K-On) (Req)
Soul [Metal Pt. 2] - Yui Hirasawa X Reader (K-On) (Req)
Duet - Sawako Yamanaka X Male Reader (K-On) (Req)
Helping Hand - Tsumugi Kotobuki X Reader (K-On) (Req)
The Day - Ritsu Tainaka X Male Reader (K-On) (Req)
You Took Me To The Light - Nodoka Manabe X Reader (K-On) (Req)
Legendary Lap Pillow - Jun Suzuki X Reader (K-On) (Req)
Every Hour, Every Minute - Azusa Nakano X Male Reader (K-On) (Req)
U&I - Ui Hirasawa X Male Reader (K-On) (Req)
~~~~KONOSUBA~~~~
After The Explosion - Megumin x Reader (Konosuba)
Sleeping With The Goddess - Aqua x Reader (Konosuba)
The Shy Arch Wizard - Yunyun x Male Reader (Konosuba) (Req)
🍋 The Shy Arch Wizard Pt. 2 - Yunyun X Male Reader (Konosuba) (+18) (Req)
The Caring Friend (Remastered) - Wiz X Reader (Konosuba) (Req)
🍋 The Legendary Crusader - Darkness X Male Reader (Konosuba) (+18) (Req)
Sacrifice - Chris/Eris X Male Reader (Konosuba) (Req)
🍋 Steal! [Sacrifice Pt. 2] - Chris X Male Reader (Konosuba) (+18) (Req)
~~~~LOVE, CHUNIBYO, AND OTHER DELUSIONS~~~~
The Letter - Shinka Nibutani X Male Reader (Chunibyo) (Req)
Unusually Normal Napping - Kumin Tsuyuri X Reader (Chunibyo)
Weird Friend - Rikka Takanashi X Male Reader (Chunibyo)
~~~~LOVE IS WAR~~~~
Love Detective - Chika Fujiwara X Reader (Love Is War)
Ai Hayasaka Gives Love - Ai Hayasaka X Reader (Love Is War)
Kaguya Wins The War - Kaguya Shinomiya x Reader (Love Is War)
~~~~MISS KOBAYASHI'S DRAGON MAID~~~~
The Pals - Miss Kobayashi X Male Reader (Dragon Maid) (Req)
Her Secret - Elma X Reader (Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid)
~~~~MY HERO ACADEMIA~~~~
🍋 An Interesting Afternoon - Camie Utsushimi X Male Reader (MHA) (+18) (Req)
🍋 First Time? - Kyoka Jiro X Male Reader (MHA) (+18) (Req)
Guidepost - Mina Ashido X Male Reader (MHA) (Req)
🍋 Lunch Break - Midnight X Male Reader (BNHA) (+18) (Req)
Soundless Love - Tsuyu Asui X Male Reader (MHA) (Req)
🍋 Trespasser - Nemuri Kayama X Male Reader X Tsuyu Asui (MHA) (+18) (Req)
🍋 Late Night Studying - Momo Yaoyorozu X Male Reader (BNHA) (+18) (Req)
Infectious Craziness - Himiko Toga X Male Reader (BNHA) (Req)
Infectious Craziness Pt. 2 - Himiko Toga X Reader (BNHA) (Req)
~~~~MY NEXT LIFE AS A VILLAINESS: ALL ROUTES LEAD TO DOOM!~~~~
The MCs - Maria Campbell X Male Reader (Hamefura) (Req)
The Legendary Mark Of Six - Sophia Ascart X Male Reader (Hamefura) (Req)
🍋 Idiots Stick Together - Catarina Claes X Male Reader (Hamefura) (+18) (Req)
Idiots Stick Together Pt. 2 - Catarina Claes X Male Reader (Hamefura) (Req)
~~~~ NEON GENESIS EVANGELION ~~~~
🍋 A Lot To Offer - Rei Ayanami X Male Reader (Evangelion) (+18) (R)
Your Stupid Face - Asuka Langley Soryu X Reader (Evangelion) (Req)
~~~~POKEMON~~~~
Bloom - Marnie x Male Reader (Pokemon Sword and Shield)
Best Friends Forever, Right? - May x Male Reader (Pokemon OrAs)
Iron Will - Bea x Reader (Pokemon Sword and Shield)
Spirit - Marnie x Eternatus Male Reader x Gloria (Pokemon SwSh) (Req)
Spirit Pt. 2 - Gloria x Eternatus Male Reader x Marnie (Pokemon SwSh) (Req)
Double Battle - Rosa X Male Reader X Hilda X ??? (Pokemon BW/B2W2) (Req)
🍋 Fresh And Clean - Nessa X Male Reader (Pokemon SwSh) (+18) (Req)
The Very Best - Dawn X Male Reader (Pokemon D&P) (Req)
Purity - Lillie X Male Reader (Pokemon S&M) (Req)
🍋 P-Day - Sonia X Male Reader (Pokemon SwSh) (+18) (Req)
~~~~RE:ZERO~~~~
🍋 Leftover - Ram X Male Reader (Re:Zero) (+18)
Afterstory - Rem X Male Reader (Re:Zero) (Req)
Afterstory Pt. 2 - Rem X Male Reader (Re:Zero)
An Adult In Progress - Petra Leyte X Male Reader (Re:Zero) (Req)
🍋 Intimate - Crusch X Male Reader (Re:Zero) (+18) (Req)
🍋 The Night - Emilia X Male Reader (Re:Zero) (+18) (Req)
🍋 The Tea - Echidna X Male Reader (Re:Zero) (+18) (Req)
~~~~RWBY~~~~
THE LEGENDARY ABUSED AND NEGLECTED RWBY ONESHOT (MUST READ)
Goof - Nora x Male Reader (RWBY) (Req)
🍋 Goof Pt. 2 - Nora Valkyrie X Male Reader (RWBY) (+18) (Req)
Heart - Weiss Schnee x Male Reader (RWBY)
Not Bad For A Child - Ruby Rose X Reader (RWBY)
🍋 The Cat - Blake Belladonna x Male Reader (RWBY) (18+)
Simple - Neo x Male Reader (RWBY)
~~~~SENRAN KAGURA~~~~
Banana - Bashou X Male Reader (Senran Kagura) (Req)
Opinions - Miyabi X Reader (Senran Kagura) (Req)
~~~~SWORD ART ONLINE~~~~
Desire - Yandere!Asuna X Male Reader (SAO) (Req)
An Unforgettable Experience - SAO girls X Male Reader (SAO)
~~~~TORADORA~~~~
Babylon - Taiga Aisaka X Reader (Toradora)
Eccedentesiast - Ami Kawashima X Reader (Toradora) (Req)
~~~~UZAKI-CHAN WA ASOBITAI~~~~
🍋 Annoying - Hana Uzaki X Male Reader (Uzaki-Chan) (+18) (Req)
🍋 Mother Business - Tsuki Uzaki X Male Reader (Uzaki-Chan) (+18)
~~~~YOUJO SENKI~~~~
I Got Your Back - Viktoriya Serebryakov X Male Reader (Youjo Senki) (Req)
Tentative - Tanya Degurechaff X Reader (Youjo Senki) (Req)
Tentative [Pt. 2] - Tanya Degurechaff X Reader (Youjo Senki) (Req)
~~~~ORIGINAL STORIES~~~~
Emily (An Original Story)
🍋 Emily [Part 2] (+18) (Requested)
Kate (An Original Story)
Unwanted (An Original Request)
~~~~MISC.~~~~
🍋 Anger Management - Sakura Kasugano X Male Reader (Street Fighter) (+18) (Req)
🍋 Close Shop - Cinnamon x Male Reader (Nekopara) (+18)
Coffee Ice Cream- Sayori X Reader (DDLC) (Req)
Comfy Day With A Comfy Gf - Nadeshiko Kagamihara X Reader
🍋 Dirty Rabbit - Rukia Kuchiki X Male Reader (Bleach) (+18) (Req)
Evening Calm - Izumo Kamiki X Reader (Blue Exorcist) (Req)
Help From The Hellblazer - Asaka Mayama X Reader (Oresuki) (Req)
❤️ It's That Day, Y'know? - Ryuko X Reader (Kill La Kill) (Req)
Loved - Kanade Tachibana X Male Reader (Angel Beats) (Req)
Maiden And Warrior - Sword Maiden X Male Reader (Goblin Slayer) (Req)
Next Gen Hugs - PS5-Chan X Reader (Req)
Nuisance - Nui Harime X Reader (Kill La Kill) (Req)
Our Special Day - Charlotte Drossel X Reader (Violet Evergarden) (Req)
Prepared - Diana Cavendish X Reader (Little Witch Academia) (Req)
Shame - Hayase Nagatoro X Male Reader (イジらないで、長瀞さん) (Req)
The Girl That Cared - Harumi Taniguchi X Male Reader (Citrus) (Req)
The Much Needed Fox Pamper - Senko X Reader (Senko-San) (Req)
🍋 Thirsty - Lieselotte Sherlock X Male Reader (Trinity Seven) (+18) (Req)
Visit - Iris Cannary X Reader (Violet Evergarden) (Req)
~~~~NEW STORIES~~~~(will be organized later)
🎄 Pleasant Feeling - Nero Claudius X Reader (Fate Series) (Special!)
Can You Read This?

Valentine - literally almost every character x Male Reader (RWBY)

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By DanteTheMaker

Happy Valentine's Day! If you're lonely and have no one to spend it with, you can read this and fill your heart with some very strange feels. Have a good read!

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It was that dredged day that the lonely people hated with their entire being: Valentine's Day. You must be wondering why I hate it in particular, that's because I am a lonely people. Person? Whatever. How about walking? That sounds good. I see many of the students walking around, heads down because they're all like me. Some of them are with their friends and others with their special someone. I was just heading to my team's dorm room to see how they're doing and if they were doing anything in particular. As I entered, they all seemed sad, so sad it was almost funny but, I held my laugh.

Y/N: "Ah, so we all have the same problem."

Neptune: "Speak for yourself. I will gain enough courage and confess today."

Y/N: "To who? Your right hand? Come on, all the girls know the moment you start going out with one of them, you're gonna start flirting on two others."

Neptune: "That's not..."

Sun: "Y/N's right."

Sun seemed a bit more happy after my comment, which I admit, makes me proud. Neptune was still depressed and, Mercury sat on his bed playing with his phone.

Sun: "I know you guys are gonna try to get someone either way. I'm sure you'll get all the chicks Y/N."

Y/N: "Eh. I stopped caring really. Why do we need Valentines Day anyway? It's stupid."

Mercury: "Thank you! I thought I was the only one that thought that way."

Sun: "Well then, what do you guys wanna do?"

Neptune: "Not exist."

Y/N: "I'll leave you guys. I have business to attend."

Mercury: "See ya."

I stepped out of the room, with absolutely nothing to do, I simply walked around with my scroll in hand, checking different things to do on this plain day, but I didn't notice someone walking towards me and that's when I bumped into Ruby.

Y/N: "Oh, sorry. Didn't see you there, I just—"

Ruby: "Don't finish that sentence!"

Ruby said this because, ever since we met, I had been making fun of her height because, who wouldn't? She's really tiny.

Y/N: "Where are you going in such a hurry? It's Valentine's Day, we should enjoy this day and take it easy."

Ruby: "I thought you hated it."

Y/N: "I totally do. I just want you to relax since all the learning must be exhausting."

Ruby: "Well, I just wanted to..."

Suddenly, her face started growing a shade of red, almost as if she had remembered that what she was going to do was going to be extremely embarrassing.

Ruby: "Heheh...nothing important. Here."

She got closer to me and I received a hug from the little girl with the red hood. I was surprised since I wasn't expecting something so affectionate coming from her.

Y/N: "What was that for? Not that I'm against hugging or anything."

Ruby: "Don't worry about it. Have a good Valentine's Day Y/N!"

She started walking away, leaving me completely confused.

Y/N: "A girl full of surprises..."

I started walking the other direction, hoping that I may find something interesting to do today. As I walked along the hallway, I heard a familiar laugh.

"HAHA!"

Y/N: "Oh cracker."

I started running over to team JNPR's room and forced my way into the room, only to have a teary Pyrrha fall on top of me.

Pyrrha: "I'm sorry."

Y/N: "What's going on here."

Nora: "The future!"

I helped Pyrrha up and I took a closer look at her, and realized she was wearing an awfully seductive bunny girl costume.

Y/N: "Why are you wearing...this?"

I pointed at the bunny girl costume, which had this nice red color, along with some golden stripes running down the legs all the way to the feet.

Nora: "It is Prankentine's Day! So I bought this from a sketchy website and I used it on Pyrrha. 'With the single press of a button, watch as the clothes instantly apply to the closest person in the area', or that's what the manual said."

I simply sighed, knowing something like this had to be the work of Nora.

Y/N: "Do you need help taking it off?"

Pyrrha: "Umm...umm.....sure."

I placed my hand on Pyrrha's back, right where the zipper was and started pulling it down, trying my best not to admire Pyrrha's perfect body.

Nora: "Score!"

Nora managed to used her scroll to take a picture, and it perfectly captured a Pyrrha with closed eyes and a me holding her from behind and to top all of that, the bunny girl costume was halfway down.

Y/N: "Delete that photo, or else."

Nora: "I won't."

Pyrrha: "This is embarrassing. I'm sorry for causing you all this trouble!"

Y/N: "Don't worry Pyrrha, you're fine, Nora on the other hand..."

I stood in front of a smirking Nora, ready to face her on what is probably going to be a very quick fight.

Nora: "Bring it!"

She tried to charge at me but I moved to the side and placed my foot in front of her way, making her trip and drop her scroll at the same time but I caught the scroll before it hit the floor.

Y/N: "And...done! Here you go."

I dropped the scroll on the bed and started leaving the room.

Y/N: "You'll be fine right?"

Pyrrha: "Yeah...sorry about all of this."

Y/N: "You're fine. The outfit did look kind of cute on you."

Pyrrha: "T—Thanks..."

Y/N: "See ya Nora!"

Before I left the room, I hear some groaning from Nora but what I did to her was just a small price she had to pay for salvation. I kept on walking around, still with nothing to do and no one to hang out with, so I thought I would go check on team RWBY, and I did. I knocked on their door and I heard a 'come in' coming from inside, so I walked in to see Blake reading a book titled 'Ninjas Of Love: Really, Really, Explicit' but I ignored it and focused on the fact that there was no one else in the room.

Y/N: "Where're the other gals?"

Blake: "Yang is out and about, Weiss is being Weiss and Ruby said she had to give you something."

Y/N: "Ah, well happy valentine's day."

Blake: "Is it today?"

Y/N: "Yeah."

Blake: "Huh. Never realized. Well, come here you goose."

Y/N: "Sure."

I walked over to Blake and she flicked my forehead and gave me a chocolate bar.

Y/N: "Where did you get this?"

Blake: "Well, I stole it from Ruby's secret stash of candy, so I pass it onto you oh great one."

Y/N: "Thank you. Very thoughtful."

She giggled at my sarcasm, then continued to read her book.

Blake: "Today's a nice day to stay in, isn't it?"

Y/N: "It is."

I slowly walked to the door.

Y/N: "Have a good rest of your day."

Blake: "You too Y/N."

I left the RWBY dorm and I kept wandering around the place, trying to find something to do. As I walked, I couldn't help but realize that it probably was a great day to stay in, so I started walking back to my room, very slowly because there was nothing else to do. As I was about to turn the corner to reach my team's room, I caught a glance of two people facing each other, so I hid around the corner and slowly looked at these two figures, it was Emerald and Mercury.

Emerald: "Took you long enough. It had to be today huh."

Mercury: "I guess. There was nothing else to do today."

Guess they're together now. I kept on watching as their faces slowly got closer and closer and as they were about to seal the deal, I was pulled away from the action.

Yang: "What are you doing?"

Y/N: "Oh you scared me! It was nothing, just being weird like usual."

Yang: "I see. I wanna be weird too."

Yang crept her face slightly out of the corner and saw Emerald and Mercury in the middle of their kissing session. I pulled her the same way she did to me, but she was stronger so she stayed there for a while until she decided to face me.

Yang: "You're a dirty boy aren't you?"

She gave me a seductive look.

Y/N: "I didn't even know they were there! I was just heading to my room to, you know, rest! What's with that look on your face?"

Yang grabbed my cheeks and pulled me in for a kiss, something completely unexpected. A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one. We stayed like that for a couple of seconds until Yang finally let go, that seductive look still on her face.

Yang: "Now you don't have to watch from afar anymore. We should keep this as our little secret, and this is my Valentine's Day gift to you."

She winked and started to walk away.

Y/N: "Wait!"

I held her shoulder and she faced me now with a normal, happy expression.

Yang: "Yes?"

Y/N: "You can't just leave me hanging like that, it's cruel."

Yang: "Unfortunately for you, I did. See ya."

She now started walking away and so did I, since we probably must've been really loud that we scared Mercury and Emerald away. I entered my room and, fortunately, there was no one there.

Y/N: "Oh some peace."

I jumped onto my bed, being received by the comfort of the pillow.

Y/N: "Time to sleep."

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Yang: "Oh faster!"

Y/N: "Crap!"

Intense shit was going on in my dream and I was fully aware it was a dream, but I enjoyed it.

Sun: "Y/N!"

Suddenly, I opened my eyes and shot up, looking around to see my teammates looking at me strangely.

Neptune: "Are you okay dude? You moved around a lot in your sleep. Nightmare?"

Y/N: "Depends on how you wanna look at it."

Mercury: "Interesting. What was happening in your dream?"

Y/N: "A lot happened. I rather not talk about it."

Sun: "Well then, what now?"

Y/N: "I'll go out."

Sun: "Again? Okay then."

I stood up and as I was about to walk out the door, Neptune called out to me.

Neptune: "What's that?"

Y/N: "What's what?"

Mercury: "The letter dude."

Y/N: "Where?"

Sun: "Behind you!"

I reached my back pocket and they were right, there was an envelope apparently stowed in it.

Y/N: "This thing wasn't there before. All it says is 'For Y/N' on the front."

Neptune: "Open it! Spill the beans."

I did so and I found a letter, which I decided not to read out loud but to myself, but I would read it later so I checked who wrote it and, it was Ruby who signed at the bottom.

Y/N: "When did..."

Then I remembered earlier when she hugged me, which was probably the time when she sneaked this in my pocket.

Y/N: "Smart."

Sun: "What does it say? Who's the lucky person?"

Y/N: "Nothing! Just...I'll read this on my own time."

Neptune: "Rude."

Mercury: "Looks like two of us had a pretty good Valentine's Day."

Y/N: "Guess we did."

I reached for my scroll and I opened the photo gallery, where I found the image Nora took earlier of Pyrrha and I. Pretty much sent it to myself before deleting it from her scroll, nothing wrong with that right?

Y/N: "Guess we did."

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