nqrse: Do you ever feel like you're being watched?
uni_mafumafu: Yeah, but when you're this good looking you start getting used to it
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kashitaro_ito: What if cars had blood?
uratasama: Oil is kinda car blood
neru_sleep: Changing a car's oil is like giving it a blood transfusion
kiyo_saiore: And if it leaks oil then it's not good, like humans do with blood
96_neko: Car periods
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kashitaro_ito: I just tried to make reservation at the library
luzabs: You don't need to
kashitaro_ito: Couldn't get one though
luzabs: Wait no don't do this
kashitaro_ito: They were fully booked
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uni_mafumafu: If I was a bird I'd fly into a ceiling fan
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sen_senra: The world would be a pain in the ass without girls
uratasama: Is that a pun
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_amatsuki_: "I can leave the door open while I'm cleaning my bathroom," I reason to myself. "Surely my beloved cat isn't dumb enough to try and jump into an open toilet full of Clorox"
_amatsuki_: I caught this tiny little fool MID-FUCKING-AIR. I watched him start leaping and time literally slowed down. And then he had the audacity, the NERVE, to beep indignantly at me for ruining his plans
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neru_sleep: So at what age do we stop snapchatting? Or are we all gonna be 65 updating our stories at bingo?
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shima_s2: My voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I'm with friends I turn into Morgan Freeman
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soraruru: I need you to be in charge while I'm gone
luzabs: I'm your guy
soraruru: Don't do anything stupid
luzabs: Ok, I'm kinda your guy
soraruru: And keep Mafumafu and Sakata out of trouble
luzabs: You need another guy
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syounen_t_sako: Emotionally I'm doing the laminated paper wobbling sound
Nico_nico_Sou: Psychic: *reads my mind*
Nico_nico_Sou: My mind: fwubbafwubbafwubba