uratasama: My esteemed rival
kashitaro_ito: My beloved nemesis
96_neko: Dearly detested
soraruru: Contemptible colleague
_amatsuki_: My loather lunch buddy
neru_sleep: My fellow fucker
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luzabs: Are you having another depressive episode?
uni_mafumafu: Depressive episode?
uni_mafumafu: I'm having a depressive series and we're on season 5 right now
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sen_senra: We dream of summertime during winter. We yearn for the winter during summer
sen_senra: What fatal flaw has God injected the human psyche with? Why must we always strive for the things furthest away from us?
sakatandao: Are you okay
sen_senra: My feet are cold as FUCK dude
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oO0Eve0Oo: I think we should start doing our part to help the environment
oO0Eve0Oo: Collecting trash, using less plastic, saving water
Nico_nico_Sou: By having showers together
oO0Eve0Oo: Oh absolutely
oO0Eve0Oo: I mean, it IS for a good cause
Nico_nico_Sou: The best cause
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kashitaro_ito: Can you guess what my favorite thing is? It starts with an "A"
soraruru: Amatsuki
Pusu_kun: Amatsuki
uni_mafumafu: Amatsuki-kun
syounen_t_sako: Amatsuki
kashitaro_ito: I was gonna say Anarchy, but you make a good argument
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sakatandao: I'm about as attractive as a deformed potato
uratasama: Keep saying that and I'll end up dead from sneezing too much
sakatandao: What? Why?
uratasama: Cause I'm allergic to bullshit
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luzabs: I'd do anything for you Mafu
uni_mafumafu: Tell me my hair is better than yours
luzabs: ...
luzabs: I would do almost anything for you, Mafu
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Nico_nico_Sou: But I wanted to be like you!
soraruru: That's the worse idea you've ever had, and the other day I saw you try make a pizza smoothie with ketchup as the liquid
Nico_nico_Sou: You saw that?!
soraruru: Who do you think cut off the power just in time to stop you, you Godless travesty?
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kashitaro_ito: I thought dating was about love and trust. But you have betrayed me
_amatsuki_: I woke up early to go to the market!
kashitaro_ito: You abandoned me!
_amatsuki_: I didn't want to wake you up
kashitaro_ito: But I did wake up! By myself! No boyfriend! No kisses!
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nqrse: Oh, jeez
neru_sleep: Why the fuck are swearing in my Goddamned, motherfucking chatroom?
shima_s2: It's not even your chatroom
neru_sleep: SHHHHH